Why can't Gary page two get laid?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    With those big pepperoni tits, a nice supple 5 head, musical talents of a 14 year old, Hamas supporter, and likes to ask girls to go to mcdonalds.

    Regular day Casanova :coffee:
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Oh, he gets laid all right- he sneaks into the dog pound after hours and violates a different pooch every night.
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

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    He used to have a deformed penis :yes:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    ... it's called his face.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Because he's mentally ill
     
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ew! What the fuck?

    And use to?
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Yes, I can't remember the name of the disorder/disease but the foreskin was too tight and it made his penis look like an angry purple stretched blood worm.
     
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  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :puke: