Why Can't Howard Remember Shit?

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  1. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    How many times over the last couple of days has Howard referred to the Two And A Half Men kid as Angus Young instead of Jones? Last time I checked, the kid wasn't playing in a heavy metal rock band. It's like he's not concentrating or focused. And there are numerous other examples where he can't remember titles of books, movies or even how he doesn't recall having had a guest in studio even after it was pointed out to him that he had interviewed that particular guest in the past.
    His hair may not be getting gray (still think that's bullshit), but his brain is certainly not firing on all cylinders that's for sure.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    He is an old fuck who has one thing on his mind. :cash: All other thoughts are genetically hindered.
     
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    Howard loves not to know people's name. He can't remember them therefore they aren't important and he's superior
     
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    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    he chooses not to. He claims to not remember guests, etc.....but when he was arguing with Brandano about the Black Keys he had no problem remembering Pete Wentz was in years ago. Its an act
     
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    It's Howard trying to be funny.

    On the other hand since I don't watch the show, or any non-sport related network television, I'd have trouble remembering his name too
     
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    I don't know that it has anything to do with age. I think Howard is distracted because he is miserable. The empire is crumbling. He went from terrestrial radio where he had 15 million listeners to Sirius XM, where he now has 100,000 listeners. Liberty Media will be taking over, and Mel will be leaving. His transition from radio to network tv was an abysmal failure. His marriage to Beth is failing. She's out every night at a premiere or party - she's never home with him. He has little to no relationship with his daughters; it was very telling that Emily thanked the entire world save Howard on her ZooZaZoo CD. His parents have one foot in the grave. Robin is dying. Things are not good.
     
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    Howard's diet of 7 almonds leaves little nutrition for his brain to run on.
     
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    Kamie Well-Known Member

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    Yes. He just doesn't give a shit
     
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    He doesn't even remember guests he's had on before. Blobin always reminds me that they had "X" on etc. She seems to remember everything and Howie can't remember what he ate an hour earlier.

    Probably low IQ is at fault here.
     
  10. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    An I.Q. test would be revealing. I'm willing to bet big money that if Howard were to consent to a test, he would probably be running wig to wig with Bobo.
     
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    Our boy is addicted to Wine and Ambien.;)
     
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    That's probably why he gave up chess. The wine and ambien combo was fucking up his ranking.
     
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    Passive aggressive bullshit... He does the same when he mispronounces someone's name who's famous. I think he thinks he's exerting some power over them by acting like he can't be bothered to even get their name right. In other words, he's a douche.
     
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    This.:up:
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Its an act. He fucking knows. I've caught him when he pretends to not know people. If Howard isn't snapping dumb pictures of his wife they're sitting around reading fucking gossip rags and drinking Pinot Grigio... and he treats Page Six like its gospel. Trust me, he knows.
     
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    If you want Howard to remember something you must pay him.
     
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    Howard Only Cares About Not Losing These 2 Things Now:

    1. :cash:

    2. :horse:
     
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