WTF Why Can't Men Have Their Cocks Out!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DDragon, May 18, 2016.

  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why can't men wave their cocks around in the checkout line :dontknow:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So,you LIKE mens cocks
     
  4. Sloppyjoe

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    Indecent exposure laws or some bullshit
     
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    I'd love to have my cock out.
     
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    You feeling okay? Thought you may have bumped your head or something.
     
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    meanredhed VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wouldn't you be embarrassed with everyone laughing and pointing? Or maybe some one would look and say "oh, I forgot to get some baby carrots"
     
  9. The Filthy Beast

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    :sheik:
     
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    I do have my cock out. I do.
     
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    Homo.
     
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    Nothing say's 'Party' like a couple of $6 bottles of wine and a shitload of condoms.
     
  13. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Well, this would make getting their Dik Report a whoooooooole lot easier!!!

    :)
     
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    I'd actually prefer to keep mine covered :dontknow:
     
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  16. Jayla

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    If those rose bouquets include baby's breath sprays, I'd say that guy is being awfully presumptuous with the astroglide purchase.
     
  17. rluvbeach

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    I think you mean button mushrooms
     
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    :giggle: or those.
     
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