Why cant Richard Fuckin' Simmons dress like a normal human being?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    .....because he isn't a "normal" human being.
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    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    True story
     
  4. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    He isn't normal?
     
  5. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    No....he has been like that since he was a child......

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  6. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    He's the Carol Channing of fitness [​IMG] He wouldn't know normal if it sat on his face
     
  7. mattzane227

    mattzane227 Active Member

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    I hope I'm not talking out of school but I honestly think he may be bisexual or even completely homosexual.
     
  8. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    He's trying to nab that special women. I takes a lot of concerted effort
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    It is ridiculous, but then, it's Hollywood.
     
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    Nothing sadder than an old queen

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  11. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I still remember when he was on Letterman and Dave took off his coat and draped it over Richard's lap because in Dave's words, "Your balls are hanging out!"
     
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    nm
     
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    wut
     
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    mattzane227 Active Member

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    sorry, tried to post pic, not allowed to "hotlink", can't figure out how to delete post.
     
  15. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure gay guys laugh and snicker at this tool
     
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    VERY disturbing ...to see him now at this age wearing that ridiculous exercise "costume"...good lord :facepalm: not to be mean but do we really want to see his old
    saggy skin???
    He's wearing those "old age" heavy elastic stockings....to cover his purple legs...(veins) VERY disturbing character...

    ...I just remember he used to be a regular guest on the show bringing Howard's daughters Barbie Dolls and REALLY into the Barbie thing....
    and he named Howard's Daughter Ashley....
    that's how close he was to Howard & family!

    He needs to retire .....
    thank you
    peace & love

     
  17. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    i think he's looked at more like a mascot
     
  18. HowieStearn

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    [video=youtube;Zgu7djuloZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs[/video]

    Hes a faaag!
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Well, he certainly is unique. :dontknow:

    He's also a very nice person so it's hard to hate on him.
     
  20. Anfkid

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    can we at least call him she?