WTF Why Can't Women Have Their Wallets Out!!!

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  1. Tickle Shits

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    Why can't women be ready to pay when they checkout at the store! They stand there doing nothing and wait for them to total up their purchase. Then they finally start digging through their purse for their credit card. Do they think they are getting their for free? It appears to be ALL women!

    Every friggin' day!!! This behavior must be stopped. I've been teaching my daughter the right way!

    :rant:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I ate an entire sleeve of Ritz the other night

    Dipped in peanut butter
     
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    And then the old ones pull out their checkbook
     
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    I regret fucking NOTHING
     
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    And the really old ones pull out beaver pelts and salt.
     
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    Time to do some tradin
     
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    Much like the attack on 'Man Spreading' I need this to go viral. I'm looking for a compilation of women displaying this behavior and I will shame them into stopping.

    There is a legitimate cost to this. If every woman takes and additional 10 seconds digging through their purse... that's approximately .2ยข added to each transaction. Times this by the millions of women in the country and the cost is staggering.
     
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    I didn't curse ma I said freaking head
     
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    Mmmmm, salty beaver pelts. :lunch:


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    Fucking A I was just thinking this the other day, they need a line for women and then the rest of us.

    All the time, at CVS, 7/11, what the fuck do they think the clerk is going to say, "It's free" ?. They hoist up the bag...then they dig out the change purse then they hand over the bills, then they say, wait, I think I have the 43 cents....rummage rummage rummage 10 years later, nope I don't have it. It's a fucking slurpee. Cant you just carry cash in your pocket?

    That's a true story, by the way.

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    I know a couple softball players that carry chain wallets.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I had to teach that to my wife right after I explained to her that if you don't have your order in mind before the server comes back by to take it, you'll wait another 10 minutes because you annoyed them.
     
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    I rarely use a check, but it's only a few seconds longer these days since it's filled out electronically. You just hand them a blank check and can continue to help the bagger while the cashier is putting it through.
     
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    The worst are the assholes that line up at places like Starbucks for 30 mins but when they finally get to the register they decide NOW is the time to figure out what they want! WTF were you cunts doing for that past 30 freakin' minutes?!?! :mad:

    :rant:
     
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    That new chip is taking longer too.
     
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    This sounds like some sort of witchcraft to me.
     
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    30 minutes anywhere = asshole
     
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    Too busy worrying about their tits being out?
     
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    What about (usually) women ordering for their kids at the drive-thru? Each kid has to be quizzed individually about what sandwich, condiments, and sides they want. Then this is transferred to the cashier over a squawk box, then substitutions are made, then beverage orders are taken, repeating the process. The cashier reads it all back, incorrectly of course, and the process is repeated.

    Me?

    "#1 with a diet coke"

    "please drive thru"