Why come be don't they make a Carbon Fiber baseball bat?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    I want a Carbon Fiber baseball bat. :grad:
     
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    Roids do the work the bat might :coffee:
     
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    Good game so far :D
     
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    Cashner has Kenny Powers hair :jj:

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    the other teams could use toothpicks for bats and the Padres would still come in last place :jj:
     
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    because it wouldn't move the ball. it would shatter like glass. aluminum and wood work because they flex and spring back. carbon fiber doesn't flex: it stays rigid, like fiberglass.
     
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    Shut up.
     
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    Carbon fiber is not a proper noun.
     
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    Its still a great place to come and watch baseball :secret:


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    [video=youtube;XzSxaY4nOls]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzSxaY4nOls[/video]
     
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    Are conventional hats too heavy ??
     
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    Wait....wut?

    Shatter? WTF are you talking about shatter? Shits aint going to shatter, that is ridiculous.
     
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    I was checking that out too, and wondering if he had to perm it, like 2th does. :jj:
     
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    Whoa?!!

    A 5 minute video to explain it?!! Really?

    Can't it be summed up in 4 words? 5 minutes is a long time.

    :c
     
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    Whats the score?
     
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    Dark Friday and EJ, we should have gone to the game tonight.





    Just so that we could have shanked some faggit ass Dodger fans in the necks.

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    check out what carbon fiber is, how it is made and how it reacts. it is strong along its length bu not on its face.. to harden it you bake it in UV light, and you soak it in resin, similar to fiberglass. it is fragile like fiberglass.
     
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    Unless its corprate box seats, opening day is fer suckers.

    Wait till June and we're 23 games out.

    Then you can get great field level seats :c