Why come Sipawitz is so dumb and uninformed?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Supposedly the guy is retired with all the time in the world on his hands. How come he be so dopey on current events?


    I already know about why he flips out with the flooding the board with threads and DP'ing people. I hear that home life drags him down to the gutter.

    I'd be pissed off at life if some 16 year olds were telling ME what to do.

    :c


    Oh, and BTW....

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  2. Swayze

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    One too many hammers dropped upon his head
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    dropping hammers makes me laugh
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :bigthink:

    I have flung some stinging hammers at him for a long time now.

    You guys suppose that's what did it? I figured he was life-long dopey, and just kind of fell into a miracle.

    :c
     
  5. freds

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    he plays golf and watches FOX news all day. not much chance for enlightenment there.
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I believe the Faux Newz part. I doubt that he can really play golf.

    I heard the guy is over 450 pounds, and lives in a bed.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Another theory could be that Sipawitz has the same sense of humor as Schtoopy. Meaning none.
     
  8. PLZ callmeTED

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    San Diego beef is odd.
     
  9. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You guys should tussle
     
  10. JJR

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    Like the actual meat in the town?
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    hi teddy
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    I get up for work at 4:30am, and read two newspapers before I hit the front gate for work.

    Sipawitz picks lint from his ginormous belly-button while watching Hannity.

    :c
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    Sipawitz do NOT want any of this.
     
  14. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Not everyone as old as you has managed to reach your heights, Dave.
     
  15. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Middle-aged tickle match.

    Not beef beef.

    I mean beef beef.

    Hello Michael.
     
  16. dawg

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    Dave is a angry bitter old man :dave:
     
  17. JJR

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    What's beef?
    [video=youtube;94bNyh6BBB0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bNyh6BBB0[/video]
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Sipawitz is old enough to be my dad. :c
     
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    Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
    Beef is when I see you
    Guaranteed to be in ICU