Why couldn't this happen to Howard & Beefus?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Robert Higgins, Nov 13, 2014.

  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bono > stern
     
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    I am still surprised that one of the private jets pilots didn't just crash the plane than listen to Beth fawn over Howard all flight.

    "Honey, this high altitude makes you look so much better looking. You are hotter than George Clooney at this height, in your own way."

    "Honey, I really missed you while I was in the bathroom. I was thinking of texting you just so I could interact with you."

    "Honey, some one told me you weigh less when you are really high up. So you body is so much toner at this height."
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    the door hole needs to make a vacuum and suck out Ralph from the plane.
     
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    Bono and Stern. Two talents who used to be a lot better, and subsequently sold out
     
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    larryluncg Fuck you, that's my name VIP Gold

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    [​IMG] nice jet
     
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    Ralph's the one doing the sucking on that plane.
     
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    We could only hope that would happen to Howard's plane, nothing bad happen, just the vaccume rips Howard's wig off.
     
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    howard rarely flies
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    OMG that's nice
    They really are better than the rest of us.
     
  11. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Saw a great headline on this:

    "Bono Drops More Unwanted Releases"

    :)
     
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    I can't think of a better scenario than Howie's jet crashing and they only find his wig a mile down the road
     
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    "Bono loses luggage....Still Hasn't found What He's Looking For"