Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jun 27, 2012.
Because even at 15 you were too fat to fit in a tanning booth.
Because you listen to John Mayer.
Then it was because you smell .
Because you were fat and ugly then too?
Maybe because the only reason you go into a tanning booth is to cook a hotdog .
Girls were put off by the apple in your mouth while you tan.
Tanning beds leave a weird smell on your skin. Burnt hair and fake UV flesh.
I do still use them sometimes, though.
Why does this story report that Thanks for the Memories is her favorite book?