why couldnt this happen to me when i was 15? :ranting:

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Because even at 15 you were too fat to fit in a tanning booth.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    not true
     
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    Because you listen to John Mayer.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    That's Hot!!!!! :)
     
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    Then it was because you smell .
     
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    Because you were fat and ugly then too? :dontknow:
     
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    Maybe because the only reason you go into a tanning booth is to cook a hotdog .
     
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    Girls were put off by the apple in your mouth while you tan.

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    Tanning beds leave a weird smell on your skin. Burnt hair and fake UV flesh.
     
  12. Tuesday

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    :hw: I do still use them sometimes, though.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    hi ho
     
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    Why does this story report that Thanks for the Memories is her favorite book? :scratch: