Why, Dick Trickle!!! ..Why'd do do it, man??!!

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  1. Bob Lablaw

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    Dick Trickle, former NASCAR driver, dead of self-inflicted gunshot wound

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    Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle is dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, according to Lincoln County (N.C.) police.


    At about noon on Thursday, the Lincoln County Communications Center received a call indicating that there would be a dead body at the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Boger City, and it would be the speaker's. Return calls to the number went unanswered. Crews arriving at the scene found Trickle's body lying near his pickup truck.






    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nasca...car-driver-dead-self-inflicted-202844077.html
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    must of got tired of being the butt or dick :quote: of every Nascar Redneck's joke
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Good Night, funnyman.
     
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    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    .....he blew his (shotgun) load ...??? :jj: :rolleyes:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Dick Trickle, bringing up the rear :rofl: classic ESPN SportsCenter!
     
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    I bet his cousin Anal Leakage is bummed
     
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    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    Anal Leakage will presumably help lay Dick to rest...
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Hack comedians everywhere mourn the loss of an easy punch line.
     
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    Oh now this will definitely be the topic of the all star weekend not to mention most all the shows in XM 90.

    Another good one gone, what a shame, RIP speed racer, you will be missed.
     
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    At least the guy was polite enough to call 911 to tell them they should send someone out to pick up a dead body.
     
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    he stole that from Sling Blade.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Polite? Hardly. He was thinking. About himself. Lincoln county is all rural and farmland. His body wouldn't have been found for weeks.
     
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    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    but, you wouldn't want a child stumbling up on a dead Dick Trickle.. That could be a very unfortunate stigma that'd follow him/her around for the rest if their life.
     
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    Actually, they do let children play in cemeteries in Lincoln County :jj:
     
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    Jumped the the gun. He did it at the cemetery. Coroners office would have been more thoughtful.
     
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    He had shot his load anyway...
     
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    Wonder if he was wearing his racing Jersey? According to tv commercials, all Nascar drivers wear them 24/7
     
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    He may have been distraught over losing his sister, Vaginal Discharge
     
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    I guess the blood Trickled down his face? :rs:
     
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    Did he still race?