Why did Howard marry Beth?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    1) He likes 'earners' (she is not, but he is good at convincing himself of this)
    2) He appreciates intellect (Beth's most stimulating mag is "US Weekly")
    3) He wants an equal (she defers to him at every turn, like leaving Gary's party)

    I'm thinking b/c it was the only model type that made it "all about Howard". (Beth's words.) He can't be happy with his choice.
     
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  2. Peau de Soie

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    because she used to be young
     
  4. Tinman

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    Better tax bracket.
     
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    Cuz he didnt want to be a lonely, old Jew.
     
  6. sludge

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    1)He wasn't thinking clearly
    2)It was his way of forcing his daughters to accept his retarded girlfriend
     
  7. Dlist

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    But the ironic thing is..that is exactly what he will be.:c
     
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    Howard needed a mommy. < true
     
  9. Time Bandit

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    he regrets it now the dope..
    he wishes he had a t'pal, natalie maines, avril lavigne or a katy perry type..
    in other words an equal, an A lister, a personality...instead hes reduced to strong arming letterman into giving her gigs to tell stupid dildo stories...Howard fucked her on the first date too..skank
     
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    The doorman was giving her a hard time.
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    The doorman is the greatest unsung hero of all time. He saw straight through that cunt and sized her up perfectly and Beth picked up on it....the doorman knows all of her comings and goings at all hours of the day....you think those swanky building employees don't talk amongst themselves, guess again....Fuck me, I wish the doorguy at Howard's building would become a poster here at the Saloon....that would be bueno....
     
  12. harlock

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    Wiggy married the prom queen. Wiggy is now one of the cool kids.


    rebel rebel=bad

    Hamptons=good

    :puke:
     
  13. AuntDolly

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    I can't help thinking she's got something on him that he's DESPERATE to keep secret.

    He was beyond-vehemently opposed to remarriage....and then he gets engaged? WTF?
     
  14. flailingfish

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    She is easily persuaded and european trained
     
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    she's an employee
     
  16. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    I think she has plenty on him NOW. I think she played Wiggy to get where she is.
     
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    Can someone clue me in with this doorman? Not familiar, but I am intrigued...
     
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    The Engagement Chicken put a spell on him.
     
  20. Rufus

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    His father said he should start playing the ponies.