Why did Howard tongue Howie? Ratings stunt?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    At this point does this douche think he's pushing the envelope for ratings? Old Jew kisses slightly less older Jew, wow! It really proves that an ego can literally distort reality for a narcicist. This cocksucker really thinks he's cutting edge entertainment. After all he's the only person in show buisneSs asking the real hard question, how big is your cock size.
     
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    If Howie knew how many Arab cocks were exchanged with that kiss, he'd have his lips surgically removed.
     
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    He's a flaming homosexual.
     
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    For the finale, Howard will suck Nick's cock.
     
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    100% correct....he has nothing to say, yet has to be the center of attention so he resorts to cheap laughs.
     
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    It was clearly planned in advance, complete with camera time for Beth. They're so desperate for ratings I'm sure it's not the last stunt we'll see. It was funny hearing Howard keep trying to crowbar-in references to "making out with Howie Mandel on AGT" during his radio show this week but nobody in the media took notice. Sorry Wiggy, it's not news when you kiss a man. Everyone already knows you're gay and Beth is just a beard.
     
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    Howard tongued Howie because Howard is a hack when it comes to comedy improv. His go-to is always doing a (stereotypical) gay act or acting feminine, whether it's kissing guys, dancing, showing off his ass, funny hand signals, raise his voice up an octave, etc. That, and hold out his arms like he's Jesus.
     
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    Maybe next he'll try taking off his wig and showing his bald head, although that probably would fall flat too because no one would be surprised.
     
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    This.

    Howard was at his funniest when he was busting balls or going going on non pc rants.

    He doesn't do that any more, so he now sits on various nbc male personalities' laps and kisses them.
     
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    He watched Lovelace & was checking for a clit (that's the 2nd time i've typed clit in the last 5mins :wtf:)
     
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    I didn't see this, And let me be perfectly clear....I DON'T WANT TO.......Did they tongue each other?
     
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    you know what was really interesting was how after the kiss Howard was doing a fist pump :yes: motion while Howie was wiping his mouth. pretty weird for someone who felt "physically ill" after the fact
     
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    I guess cutting edge on NBC is to 50 year old men kissing. Pathetic.
     
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    this
     
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    Howard gets annoyed when Richard Simmon's schticks it up. Tells Richard to just be real. :uscratch:
     
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    I'm sure Howard volunteered to "take one for the team" and do the stunt, all the while loving every second of it.
     
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    best summation of stern in the history of this forum! stern is a hypocrite mother fucker. do as i say, not as I do.
     
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    This is how he plans on winning over fans in Arkansas and Texas? not sure that's gonna work....
     
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    Howard trying to show he is still "edgy" while being family friendly. In other words, failing at both.
     
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    Howard doing all this kissing reminds me of Richard Simmons. When Richard goes on talk shows, he plays this crying, stripping, babyman, homoesque, sitting on other guests laps, looking outraged at every question schtick. I guess this got some real laughs when he did it the first time, so now he does it ALL THE TIME because that is Richard being "outrageous". This is Howard being outrageous. Kissing men is now Howards version of Richard Simmons' sitting on other guests laps. It's tired and old and just gets laughs because the applause/laugh teleprompter in these shows tells the audience to laugh at that part.