WTF Why did I get this email for purchase of a laser to disorient my enemies?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Disorients any would be attacker with the push of a button

    This military inspired technology has just been released to the public.

    Wide spread attacks inside the United States are a reality. Mainstream media sources are covering this up to prevent panic but these threats are real.

    The decision to make archived Diode Laser technology available to the public was made so that civilians can better isolate threats and defend themselves. This technology has been placed inside the FalconV2™ Tactical Laser.

    The FalconV2™ Tactical Laser isolates threats by producing a blinding 532nm frequency green light…

    These FalconV2™ lasers have the ability to react with the human eye in both daylight and night time conditions – at a frequency that disorients a threat within milli-seconds!

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    Orders are flooding in from Armed Forces, Private Militias and Police Departments. Do not be unprepared – get your hands on this technology while you can.

    Get your Military Inspired Tactical FalconV2™ Laser TODAY and BE PREPARED and DISORIENT the THREAT!!!


    To Unsubscribe, please click here.

    NightHawk Gear
    228 Park Ave. S #29501
    New York, NY 10003-1502

    This is a marketing message.
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  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    @Jim J Jiblets has a few of those around his house to disorient the villainous "illegals" trying to scale his walls.
     
  3. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    Couldn't the bad guys use them too?
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't be silly.
     
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  5. Ingens

    Ingens VIP Extreme Gold

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    You better clear your internet browser history and cookies, @MilkyDischarge
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Don't worry, they won't find the bodies
     
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Aim it at the politic threads pls
     
  8. DiamondGoddess

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    I stun with beauty, myself.

    *smirks on chaise*

    :c
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I will place this on my car while I yell out the window with my Mr Microphone, "Hey, I'll be back to pick you up later!"
     
  10. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    what caliber bullets does it fire?
     
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  11. Mr Sinister

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    me 2 gurl :cool:
     
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  12. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    DOH!


    people never think these things through!
     
  13. DiamondGoddess

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    Hellz yeah, Sin!!!

    (I've seen yr pic.)

    :lo5:
     
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  14. Mr Sinister

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    will you buy me a green laser [​IMG]
     
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  15. DiamondGoddess

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    Heading to the 'zon right now.

    BRB.

    :c
     
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  16. sstressed

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    there's only about 20 million of them.
    making hundreds of thousands of babies a year.
    why anYone would be concErned is beyonD me. :dontknow:



    i think i'll pass on this amazing lazer though. i'd prefer that any bad guys not be able to see me. i should get some night vision gear! :idea:
     
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    Our military have been developing non-lethal weapons like this and audio weapons for decades now.
    For the life of me I don't know why they arent being implemented against unruly crowds and rioters
     
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  18. Hal E. Burton

    Hal E. Burton Well-Known Member

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    That's some Megaforce shit right there!

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    I have a handheld green laser, about the size of a small flashlight, that runs on CR123 lithium batteries and will just flat out blind you - temporarily at a minimum and quite possibly permanently. Obviously not good for crowd control purposes, but if the threat is serious enough...

    They're not difficult to purchase if you know where to look.