Why did Katy Perry divorce Tom Cruise?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    He's rich, she's hot, they got a kid together, wtf? :hat:

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    She was stapled to the chicken that crossed the road....


    edit: PS: He's a faggot and a Scientologist......
     
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  3. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Katy Perry was married to that odd english guy I think?
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yes she was..:coffee:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Because he jumps on couches too- but when he does it it's less cute and more creepily insane.
     
  6. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    The I kissed a gal and I liked it gal was? Really? I always learn things here, thanks.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    mods please move this thread to sfn tia
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    Its was Katie Holmes, daughter of Jonh :coffee:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I would eat the ass out of Katy Perry.
     
  11. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Shut up, this thread belongs here motherfucker. :pimp:
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This thread is way too good for SFN.
     
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    I would eat the ass out of dev's onion too :D
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    hn


    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::cheer:
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    How would you know? Hot girls with boobs are totally alien concepts to you.
     
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    Katy Perry was married to Jonh travolta
     
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    Her real name is Katie Hudson... grand-daughter of Rock Hudson.