Why did my mother in law go into the hospital Tuesday but not tell us until FRIDAY!?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Is she one of those old people who always says they "don't want to be a bother?"

    Is she just one of those people who wants to be alone and it's nobody's business, not even her childrens'?

    Does she hate us?

    HELP ME.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She's an anti-attention whore. Enjoy it.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

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    consider yourself lucky.
     
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    Yeah, relax whore
     
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    Also sort of depends on the ailment. I mean, if it was no big deal, why even mention it. If it's a huge deal, she might have other things to think about besides her crabby-ass daughter-in-law.

    So really, you'd only be informed if it fell in the gray area between "lost a toenail" and "stage 4 colon cancer".
     
  6. Ben Dover

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    If she went in for treatment of an STD, she may have wanted to keep it to herself :dontknow:
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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    she probably has a vagina problem that she doesn't care to discuss with her son an the woman her son married.
     
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    So what you doing skank? You getting that pussy pounded?
     
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    And now she's like "Great, I bet that bitch posted it on one of her fucking message boards,"
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    Perhaps you and your spouse are pains in the ass and she needed a break.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    :lol:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    MRSA, lump on her foot (on the only existing leg she has), stage 5 of chronic kidney disease
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    She doesn't take particularly good care of herself.
     
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    why she only got one leg?
     
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    We never bother her ever. We invite her to Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter, and she is always sick and never comes.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    beetus
     
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    She hates you. Did other family members know?
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How do you get MRSA when you never leave your house?!
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

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    beetus is as bad as can.
     
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    She hot?