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Why did you allow yourself to become a moose? ..Share your story

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Shot Dead

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    A møøse önce bit my sister.
     
  3. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Shot Dead

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    Realli?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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  5. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    The Best People On Earth are Elks.
     
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    this is a spinoff thread, people
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    So there actually is an elk thread?
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I heard how well they were hung, and bought myself a pair of antlers. :dontknow:
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Chriza is obviously drunk...I vote antelope.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I have begun using some mouse hair care product lately.

    :c
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That'll make the undertaker's job easier :smile:
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    OMG, that is so funny. You should be a professional comedian.

    :c
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  15. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Burnt pigfucker
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Mousse, genius.

    Though mouse might be more fitting for you.
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust! :madsex:
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Thank you for your help.

    My curls are spectacular. :c

    I think the Garnier Fructese product that I'm using is helping too. :smile:
     
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    The moose lodge is full of old men. I became a mason.