Why didn't Beth go to the movie with Howard?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Jun 4, 2012.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    If you are in a loving relationship and a spouse wants to see a movie and they have no one to see it with you should go with them. Or she should have suggested that he pay one of his friends employees to go with him.

    God knows Howard watches a lot of gay TV for Beth. Wait, Howard is the one wanting to watch those gay shows, luckily Beth is also a gay guy too.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    She was doing laundry :bigcry:
     
  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    She wanted him out of the house so she could clean and do laundry and....a Man being a Man....he would just get under her feet. Duh
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nacho had not finished on her face yet
     
  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    You beat me by THAT much. :facepalm:
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Cuz she thinks comic book movies are for fags. :gayhand:

    And i tend to agree with her.
     
  7. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    In all fairness, it's kinda hard to avoid those boats she calls feet.
     
  8. Rob0729

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    The buff 21 year old pool boy looked suspicious and she stayed back to keep an eye on him along. In fact, she has convinced Howard that whenever the pool boy comes over to clean the pool that he should be away from the mansion for his safety and she will stay back and guard the house.
     
  9. illini fan

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    There's a rumor that he was actually out-of-town visiting his daughter, Debra, who was temporarily back from Vietnam...He didn't mention the visit at the request of his daughter.. (Who hates Howard's whore wife by the way...)...I surmise that he actually went to the movie with her...
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howards camera was out of film.
     
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    LessMoonbeams New Member

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    Who the fuck would wanna go to the movies with
    Stern?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...and beth was too busy to fly her alleged whore pussy out to california on a private jet or debra doesnt want to see that cunt?
     
  13. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    The only movie theater Wiggy goes to is the Bijou.
    [video=youtube;u-HC3BPLlbA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-HC3BPLlbA[/video]
     
  14. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    She had to catch a train.

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  15. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...lol! who the fuck would want to marry him? a whore in a slit dress?
     
  16. MrWarmth

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    "waddya mean you want popcorn? We're here to watch a movie, no talking no eating. Plus it's like 5 bucks for a container"
     
  17. illini fan

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    ..the later...Its well known that Debra and Emily hate the cunt...only Ashley can stand the freak...
     
  18. bucketbuddy

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    there was no red carpet, duh.
     
  19. bucketbuddy

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    he clearly needs a movie behaviourist
     
  20. Morrisb

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    Like you wanna be seen with this. :jj:

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