Why Didn't Howard Attend the Upfronts?

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  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    I know that Sharon's busy doing "The Talk" in New York this week.

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    Is Howard burned out on promoting this dreck?

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    More importantly, WTF was Melania Trump doing there (besides squinting and scowling and tipping over)??

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    These trophy wives are running amok.
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  3. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Thanks, Dawg. I just saw it in the other thread (and threw up a little bit...). :)
     
  4. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Howard has trouble being upfront.
     
  5. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Good point. :D
     
  6. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    Is there some contest that common folk don't know about?


    NBC announces: Dress like a douche
    Airing Mondays at 8pm

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  7. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone even have to ask this? Upfronts are to introduce the new shows for the following television season. Howard would have to take a back seat to some crappy sitcom that will be canceled by November. Howard's ego can't handle that. Howard won't make any appearance that isn't all about Howard.

    Do people really expect him to be a team player and be there just to support NBC?
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    No bent knee, clearly she needs modeling advice from Mrs. Stern:

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  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Fuck now even Pandora is plugging this AGT bullshit....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    [​IMG]Howard has insulted a lot of celebs over the years. He knows someone just might toss a drink in his face.

    [​IMG] A chick could go off on him in public, emasculating and embarrassing him.

    [​IMG] Bitch slap him in public

    [​IMG] A real man might punch his lights out.

    [​IMG]Ask this fellow how insulting people tougher than you are goes.

    So with his history there has to be a sense of forboding with any public gathering where he is not in control of the guest list.
     
  11. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    Because AGT is a (..somewhat pre-sold.) summer series.

    (..and it wasn't included in his contract.)
     
  12. bigbump

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    Yes, there is.
    [video=youtube;S85KxsmxLBI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S85KxsmxLBI[/video]
     
  13. MuttFucker

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    Jay Leno hired a fake stutterer for half a million a year to be the announcer on a national show. Couple weeks later relegates him to a "writer" on the show. Watching Howard on AGT is as painful as watching John on Leno. Hollywood's all about payoffs for favors, even if it's in the millions. Cuz this shit just makes no sense. And the worst is watching him pimp for the show as if he needs to keep those 18 chimneys firing every day and night.
     
  14. blottomsup

    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    And Mrs. Stern needs fashion advice from her.

    Well done, Melania.
     
  15. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    He wanted to, but Beth twisted her ankle.
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Ha...my wife asked "what is Howie wearing?" the minute she saw him. I thought she meant Howard. But then I saw HIS outfit.

    These types would have been the ones wearing the shit in the 70's that looks so ridiculous now.

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  17. jyanks

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    Unless, he's contractually obligated, Howard is not going to do anything that he is not being paid for.