Why didn't Howard take vacation the past 2 weeks?

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    He could've had two weeks of no radio show and no AGT.

    What happened?
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    How can you tell the difference between when he's on vacation and in studio?

    I'm confused.
     
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    Staycation.
     
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    Because that would interupt he and Beth's "Flexible Schedule"
     
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    Howard invented vacation.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    What's a vacation for Howard. He spends all his free time in the Hamptons. He is there 4 days out of the week when he is working. Frankly, I don't know what the fuck he does all day. I would get bored out of mind with same routine. He is either taking pictures, watching TV, reading, exercising, eating, fucking Beth, sleeping. Going over to other Hampton's homes, talking to friends at parties. He doesn't travel with exception of going to the West Coast to see Jimmy, his daughter or business meetings. He only traveled to other cities for AGT otherwise he wouldn't have gone. He has no interest in seeing the world or going to see what this country to has to offer. I have never seen a person with so much disposable wealth do so little. You know who is super wealthy and lives a great life Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle. He is worth $36 Billion. He has a hard time staying married as he has gone through his fourth wife but he lives life to fullest. Travels everywhere, owns yachts, flies his own jet. Has homes all over the world. Drives exotic sports cars.
     
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    But Beth perfected it as a permanent lifestyle . . .
     
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    But Howard invented Beth.
     
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    But Beth invented the term "Supermodel" . . .

    - - -

    Disclaimer - She's not an actual "Supermodel" . . .
     
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    gaycation.
     
  12. Imonfire

    Imonfire Active Member

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    Everyweek is a vacation. Hes been limping along in the show for the last few years specifically.

    6:00-7:00 AGT Talk
    7:00-7:30 Guest maybe
    7:30-8:30 More AGT plus Beth Talk+ random unuseful, non-sensical shit trying to prove hes "One of/for the people"
    8:30-cancer's latest victums' news

    repeat x3 if its a work week x2 weeks in a row if its really bad then... Vacation! woo hoo
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Hey, photoshopping masterpieces takes a lot of time you know.
     
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    I think there are going to be a lot of 2-day weeks coming up, probably until AGT is over. Howard's been whining about how difficult it is to do the morning radio show after a live AGT the night before, but I think he's only done it once so far. Typical Howard, being a big pussy about everything.
     
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    You know who is super wealthy and lives a great life Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle. He is worth $36 Billion. He has a hard time staying married as he has gone through his fourth wife but he lives life to fullest. Travels everywhere, owns yachts, flies his own jet. Has homes all over the world. Drives exotic sports cars.[/QUOTE]

    That type of lifestyle would scare Howie. Better to sit in your mansion and wack it to babysitter porn.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    the Saloon is busier in the mornings when he's working, er i mean, not on vacation, um...physically in the studio.

    not like i tune in if there's no listening thread
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    forgive me, my gay friends. that's hilarious.:rofl:
     
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    What difference does it make? He doesn't actually do shit even when he is "working." All the fucker has to do is stay awake and say something. And he's still complains. :facepalm:
     
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    You guys truly underestimate the thrill Howard has on a daily basis when Ralph gives him his daily reach around.