Why do all girls cover their mouth & nostrils when someone asks for their hand in marriage?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Does the excitement of the proposal induce post nasal drip or GERD breathe ??


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    your breath stinks
     
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    Is that guy proposing in a mall food court?
     
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    They think of the smell of ball sweat and that they are never giving a blowjob again.


    Mouth and nose, covered.
     
  5. Bro

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    :giggle:
     
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    :emperor:
     
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    Later the man does that when the judge announces what he's gonna have to pay this bitch every month to be rid of her
     
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    Food court guy is in a suit and that didn't clue her in that something was up?
     
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    Maybe he's the usher at the movie theater and he's on break
     
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    we also do this

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    I was thinking that or a salesman from the Men's Warehouse. He's going to like the way he looks...
     
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    And how about those peanuts on a plane? What's the deal with THAT?
     
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  15. Bro

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    Love those things. Tiny liquor bottles and peanuts.
     
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    And who is shaving on a plane? What's the deal with THAT?
     
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    You lost me.
     
  18. MrWarmth

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    Ladies and Gentlemen! I implore you!
     
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    Take my wife, please.
     
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    I just gobbled a Nathans Wiener with Chili