Why do Americans

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature Gold

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    Have such a bad rep around the world?
     
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    Well, George W. Bush was voted a second term. That's one thing.
     
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    Because we are fat, lazy, unmotivated, wasteful, self-centered....did I miss any?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    They hate us cause they anus
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    fucking with other people's business.
     
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    I've been fortunate to have had the opportunity to visit over 35 countries, and the only place where people went out of their way to give me a hard time for being American was in Canada
     
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    Cause we kick ass.**
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    **this actually no longer applies because the once glorious USA is on a rocket sled to 3rd world shithole
     
  9. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature Gold

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    Gun nuts.
     
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    Thanks Obama :coffee:
     
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  11. Drungle

    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    I think they explained it best in Team America World Police:
    "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
     
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    Oh, yeah....thanks! :up:
     
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    Because we discard our families into 'homes'.

    Because our law enforcement is uber-willing to gun down or harm people without provocation. And they have militarized.

    Because we are fat from indulging in fast food and soda.

    Because our culture destroys other cultures. There are tribes around the world that have only been contacted in the last hundred years or so and they are now wearing Mickey Mouse t-shirts.

    Because we have destabilized other countries and are now seeing the result as terrorists arming themselves with our guns and our equipment.

    Because we stick our nose in world affairs and don't give a fuck about our backyard.

    Because we worship a bullshit god and let it creep into what was founded as a secular government.


    And.

    Because it is easy for a dictator to use us as a scapegoat and redirect his peoples anger.

    Because we are the apex predator.

    Because we are consistently leading while others fall in line.

    Because our military is likely the best trained and finest fighting force in history.

    Because our medical services are better.

    Because our pop culture dominates.

    Because our space exploration is the point of the spear.

    Because our cities are well developed are in much better repair than most (our infrastructure could use some work).
     
  14. Drungle

    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    Americans are the dicks in that example. The rest of the world are either pussies or assholes.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    You're not exactly helping the reputation.
     
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    Stinkfist, you should try not to hold back so much. Tell us how you REALLY feel...

    :c
     
  17. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature Gold

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    Gun nuts
    I'm not American.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Reminds me of a routine on Letterman from some Irish comic whose name escapes me.

    What I don't think you realize is that they (Canadians) hate you up there...I'm not sure sure why, I guess because you're next to 'em...At least in Ireland we waited until England invaded us to start hating them.

    But the sad thing is...and if there are any Canadians here I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you...the sad thing is: They think you hate them back...they don't realize that you don't give a damn.
     
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    We allow you to use our internet that Al Gore invented.
     
  20. MrPACS

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    Yes, add into the mix gun toting doomsdayers and our food is GMO



    .... And we THINK and like to tell the world that USA is #1, whatever that signifies. But in reality, sadly, we're the laughing stock of the free world. The joke is on us and we're too stupid to realize it. #dumbingdownofamerica
     
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