WTF Why do certain types of parents do this to their children? Plz explain.

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Shut the fuck up. You shopped that. :jj:
     
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    That's the best one ever. :lol:
     
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    Time for tea and crumpets
     
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    He most certainly did not :facepalm:

    Remember, I was a CPS teacher for over 20 years. This isn't even the craziest name I've ever seen :rolleye:
     
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    Please tell us some of the names if you remember any. I could use a good laugh.
     
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    I swear i didn't !
     
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    when you have a 70 IQ, these names make perfect sense!
     
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    My kids had 2 new classmates a couple years ago named Gregarious and Loquacious.
     
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    how can you determine IQ by looking at a picture?
     
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    My wife had two La -A's in the same class. (La dash a)
     
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    I can't remember a year without at least one Princess and/or Precious.

    Our favorite, I think of all time, wasn't one of mine, but one of my best friends had him. Mr. B K One. And that was just his FIRST name :facepalm:

    His parents wanted him to be called the whole first name - "Mr. B K One." My friend said no way. So then they said, "Ok, then call him Mr." She scoffed and said there was no way she was calling a second grader "Mr." She said she'd call him B K, and ended the conversation. :rolleyes:
     
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    Remember criticizing a black person is considered "racist" to some people. image.jpeg
     
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    That's fantastic. My wife is a nurse and she would tell me some great names.

    The BEST source of names ever is @Bye You! . She worked in the countries Hotspot of shitty kid names and used to share the best ones.

    She was the person that told us an apostrophe is actually just a "comma to the top". :rofl:
     
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    The sister of one of Lil shitty's teammates is Lazanya
     
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    That guy understands oppression
     
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    These crack me up:snicker:

    Hingle McKrinkleberry
     
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    That sounds about right :dontknow: