Why do fat guys wear shorts in cold weather?

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  1. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    You know they're not coming from the gym or anything :dontknow:
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I'm not fat and I wear shorts almost year round.
     
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    Out of the house?
     
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    Shorts are comfortable.
     
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    Less fabric to get stuck in the folds then I guess
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Yes. I'll wear shorts under my Carhartts in the winter if I'm outside.
     
  7. Capn Crud

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    Well a fat guy would have just shorts on
     
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    board shorts all day everyday
     
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    cargo shorts as much as i can.
    legs just don't get cold for some reason:dontknow:
     
  10. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    I stopped wearing shorts when I was 10 and got a bad sunburn at the Phillies game sitting in the outfield in August. :burn:
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    I have often wondered the same thing.

    I am just the opposite. Not fat, rarely wear shorts.
     
  12. jackie the jerk

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    I am shorts and tank top year round, except when going certain places.
     
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    I wear shorts because it's so fucking hot at work.
     
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    why dont we ask that fat no facebook faggot chriza
     
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    I wear pants to work, and when I'm home I wear track pants.

    Slob-like fat fucks wear sweatpants.

    Self respecting fat fucks ( like myself ) wear track pants Adidas or Nike.

    Shorts are for working out, working in the yard or the beach. That's it.
     
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    As a larger American, I think I can speak to this topic. They have so much fat for insulation, they get hot easier. Going outside is kind of a refreshing relief. Honest to god there have been times when I was going to wear shorts out but then decided it was only fat man's shorts weather and put on some jeans.
     
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    Because when they go indoors people have the heat cranked up and they will sweat their asses off.
     
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    kah-hakey
     
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    Exactly my point as well.

    When I lived in Indiana, I didn't think anything of going outside in the middle of the winter without a coat. Now that I live in Texas and am a fatty, I get self conscious in the winter if I don't have some kind of jacket on. You know. "look at that fat guy without a coat on. His blubber must be keeping him warm lol!"
     
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    What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?

    Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.