Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Capn Crud, Apr 26, 2012.
You know they're not coming from the gym or anything
I'm not fat and I wear shorts almost year round.
Out of the house?
Shorts are comfortable.
Less fabric to get stuck in the folds then I guess
Yes. I'll wear shorts under my Carhartts in the winter if I'm outside.
Well a fat guy would have just shorts on
board shorts all day everyday
cargo shorts as much as i can.
legs just don't get cold for some reason
I stopped wearing shorts when I was 10 and got a bad sunburn at the Phillies game sitting in the outfield in August.
I have often wondered the same thing.
I am just the opposite. Not fat, rarely wear shorts.
I am shorts and tank top year round, except when going certain places.
I wear shorts because it's so fucking hot at work.
why dont we ask that fat no facebook faggot chriza
I wear pants to work, and when I'm home I wear track pants.
Slob-like fat fucks wear sweatpants.
Self respecting fat fucks ( like myself ) wear track pants Adidas or Nike.
Shorts are for working out, working in the yard or the beach. That's it.
As a larger American, I think I can speak to this topic. They have so much fat for insulation, they get hot easier. Going outside is kind of a refreshing relief. Honest to god there have been times when I was going to wear shorts out but then decided it was only fat man's shorts weather and put on some jeans.
Because when they go indoors people have the heat cranked up and they will sweat their asses off.
Exactly my point as well.
When I lived in Indiana, I didn't think anything of going outside in the middle of the winter without a coat. Now that I live in Texas and am a fatty, I get self conscious in the winter if I don't have some kind of jacket on. You know. "look at that fat guy without a coat on. His blubber must be keeping him warm lol!"
What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?
Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.