Why do Howard and Jon Hein need to get the new iPad?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 22, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Why does Howard need a retina display?

    I dont get it.
     
  2. Lou Skunt

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    Because he is an asshole? :dontknow:
     
  3. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    the iPad has had a retina display for 2 generations now. I have the short-lived iPad 3 and see no need to upgrade anytime soon.
     
  4. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    I heard High Pitch Mike will be buying two of them.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    :rah:
     
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    If you were a billionaire you'd waste your money too.
     
  7. Uncle Larry

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    Howard wants the retina display so he can get a better view of beer can thick cocks while watching his gay porn.

    How many of these new iPads will ETM ask for on his Amazon wish list?
     
  8. pilo

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    Howard is very materialistic
     
  9. GoshGeeGolly

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    I thought the retina was for taking pictures.
    He already has a top of the line camera.
     
  10. markluke

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    It's good for watching videos as well. Netflix HD is pretty good on a Retina iPad.
     
  11. ScottBaiosPenis

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    he needs to see ralph's gaping anus in higher def
    hes been petitioning apple for smell-o-vision for years
     
  12. crazypreacher

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    :jj:
     
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    It weighs 1 pound vs 1.4 lbs which is a big deal for the human stick figure.
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    For the same reason he still "downloads" music from iTunes. . Because the Super Jew probably gets it free.
     
  15. BethSucks

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    He can watch his Mountain videos in greater clarity and see Leslie Weinstein's guitar genius up close
     
  16. HowieStearn

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    the galaxy 3 has an awesome display. and its not a retina or an apple, or any of that shit
     
  17. Hamptons

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    I love how Jon Hein who was Mr. Blackberry all of the sudden is an Apple guru what a kiss ass douche
     
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    I have a couple of iPads and yea they all pretty much the same thing...

    why does he need to? because he is knee grow rich maybe??
     
  19. Kool

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    if u had hundreds of mils.....u would do the same....I don't get him not being into cars......I think that's crazy!
     
  20. nicksgt

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    so what's the deal with ipad air? i read they consider their biggest leap forward in tablets yet, but all i see is thats its faster and lighter than the"'new ipad" i have now which has the retina