Why do Humans wish their 1 to 5 year old child "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    THEY CANT FUCKING READ! And, if they CAN read, why the FUCK do they HAVE a FACEBOOK ACCOUNT and why aren't they in MENSA?!?


    MOTHER FUCKER!!!




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  2. crazypreacher

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    Excuse to let everyone know they have kids and post pictures of them. Reverse Levering.
     
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    It's a mental illness brah
     
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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    It's maddening.
     
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    Weird stuff on fb, man.
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You think? Most of the time "they" seem normal....except when it's their kids Birth Day or it's THEIR Birthday MONTH!


    WHAT THE FUCK IS A BIRTHDAY MONTH?!?
     
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    You ever seen those people addicted to facebook? they have a phone surgically attached to their hand, you cant talk to them or get their attention.
     
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  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    My niece is like that but she's 22 years old.


    :facepalm:


    These Humans are my age.



    I fear for the Future.
     
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    Its the only way Lever has to talk to his daughter :coffee:
     
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    I hate people.
     
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  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    what about the ones that wish their miscarriages happy birthday?
     
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    You have to wonder the IQ level. Lets take the people that commit crimes then post what they have done on facebook. I mean come on, is this real? :jj:
     
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    I was reading at 2-and-a-half.

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  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :wtf:
     
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    i know of two and another that wishes her stillborn a happy birthday and post a pic of her and the baby on its birthday.
     
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    Yep
     
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    A person posts a pic & wishes their dog a "Happy Birthday" & I'm all into it. - do the same for a 2 yr old kid & I want to punch the person in the face. :mad:
     
  18. crazypreacher

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  19. Stevie

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    :spit:


    Kalm Yo'tits
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hey new guy.



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