Why do I always get the room next to the fighting at 2am couple

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Mother fuckers arguing and slamming doors at 2 am. I try and stay at expensive hotels to avoid it but no. Hope they enjoyed me calling their room at 6 am. They sure didn't seem to
     
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    you know there's a front desk at most hotels
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    plus Days Inn is not an expensive hotel :c
     
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    You shouldn't have booked a room in the same hotel as Jerry Springer guests IMO. :ucoffee:
     
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    bump
     
  6. GHP

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    Ha there's a couple next to us in the ghetto who fight every morning between 3-4am. I don't know why that time but every morning they're screaming at each other and banging against the walls. I think it's her fault because you hear her yelling and nagging him for a long time before he finally yells back. Then he starts tossing her against the walls. It goes on for a couple of hours until he goes to work at 6am. Then she puts on stupid love songs like "I Will Always Love You," and sings along with them. This happens 5 or 6 times a week :facepalm:
     
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    You cited one case of this...hardly an "always" if you ask me. :ucoffee:
     
  8. GHP

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    One time we worked in Northern California and stayed at a very exclusive honeymoon resort. Late one night some newlyweds were going at it right on the other side of the wall from me. I was pissed because we were working long hours and I needed my sleep. Anyway I kept hearing the rhythmic bang-bang-banging of their headboard just inches from my head. They were moaning and groaning and all of a sudden she yells out, "Oh YEAH! King me daddy!"

    I had to lol :p
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I think I've said this before here or at SFN but we were on this Alaskan cruise and the couple next door was doing crazy feet things. Like you could hear the guy go, "Gimme those feet," and the girl would then scream bloody murder while I'm guessing he was violently tickling them? After all of the feet creeps on here, though, I'm wondering if he wasn't sucking on them.
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That's pretty good :jj:

    Mine was at a bed & breakfast and I actually sat with them the next morning which was weird :wtf:
     
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    Didn't read GHP's posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dancin:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    All I would be able to think of would be "KING ME"
     
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    feet creeps
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    And I would probably be staring at them instead of eating, which would make my husband royally pissed. "Stop looking at them!" in a Ben Stern voice.
     
  15. GHP

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    I was sorry to hear Lawsy kicked you to the curb :coffee:
     
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    I was like wtf are they playing checkers?

    I couldn't make eye contact :facepalm:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I have no trouble making eye contact in those situations. It's like looking at a sideshow!
     
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    I stare at them until they look my way