Entertainment Why do I not think Kevin Hart is funny?

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I'm watching previews before sausage party and the entire theater is dying from the trailer of his concert movie.


    Why is this fucking guy a thing?
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I don't know. Agree. Unfunny, short douche.
     
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    SkullofTimmy Well-Known Member

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    Not sure. I thought he was funny when Howard interviewed him. Then his special was on TV and there was not a laugh to be found. Weird.
     
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    I'm with you. I dont get him.
     
  5. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    That dude cracks me up every time I see him
     
  6. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Watch Dane Cook first, then Kevin Hart. That's about the only way to think that Kevin Hart is funny.
     
  7. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    The Martin Lawrence of the aughts.
     
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    Dean Wormer Well-Known Member

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    America's got to have certain icons. One of them is the "Funny Black Guy."

    We had Pryor, then Cosby. Then Eddie Murphy came along but got caught in a car with a Tranny. Since then, the Black Comedy Crown was vacant and every time someone tried to claim it, things went wrong:

    1. Chris Tucker - Not a standup. Would only do one movie series. Spent all his money and gets high a lot.
    2. Dave Chapelle - Funny as hell but went crazy from smoking dope. Turned down $52 million deal.
    3. Damon Wayans - Was highly touted but fell apart after a nasty divorce, never had hit movies.
    4. Chris Rock - Great but never caught on in movies. Came closer than anyone.
    5. Bernie Mac - Died.
    6. Mike Epps - Drug addict and not a movie star. Known hothead. Pulled a gun on an actor once.
    7. Steve Harvey - Was too old and didn't have charisma for film. Mediocre standup and kind of a dick.
    8. DL Hughley - Never caught on in movies. Standup was not seen as intelligent. Rails on white people a lot.
    9. Katt Williams - Went crazy from illness and drugs. Never caught on in film.

    Kevin Hart is literally the last man standing. He's no Chris rock but he doesn't get high and he never pulled a gun on anybody and stays away from controversy.
     
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    I dunno, when he was with Shaq on the Bieber roast it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
    Then again, maybe Shaq gets the credit.

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  10. Dean Wormer

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    Martha Stewart from that Roast killed it.

     
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    Bernie mac was the real deal. Funny mofo

    Patrice oneil should be on that list. Some small gigs but never caught on the way he should have. Funny as shit.

    Agree with OP. Kevin Hart sucks.
     
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    Never "got" Kevin Hart, but they can't all be winners. He's no Chris Rock.
     
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    The next time that turd makes me laugh will be the first time. Can't stand him.
     
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    He's short. I know that for sure.
     
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    He seems like he's trying too hard to be funny, to make up for the weakness of his material.
     
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    I don't know, his DUI arrest a couple years ago made me laugh.
     
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    Right.

    10. Patrice O"Neal - died.
     
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    I challenged myself and watched Martin Lawrence's "Runteldat" about ten years ago, the audience was roaring laughing and I just sat there waiting for something to laugh at, didn't happen, I guess it's a cultural thing. To be honest, I don't find most stand-up that funny anyhow. I have my favorites and stick with them.
     
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    He's the black Dane Cook.

    Not funny but being forced down our throats.
     
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    Here are the only times Kevin Hart has been remotely funny.

     
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