why do limey cocksuckers call lieutenants "luff-tenants"?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    they can rot in hell for all i care.
     
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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they don't deserve to smell my shit.
     
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    Its all make-up...and grunting....lluuuuuuuggggghhhh.
     
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    I zink ze telm iz 'Leftenant', Deenkus. It ez an older telm zat ple dates Lieutenant. Zis is according to ven I selved under Lord Nelson.
     
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    I've never heard this rhetoric.
     
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    Check out the big brains on Drac!

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    You lutty, lutty bossturd.
     
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    Because it's our language, and we can say it any way we like. And what is it with these Americans, who speak of British English and a British version - hello!! It's English - our language. You might want to rule the world from Washington - but it's still English. About time y'all brushed up on your Spanish!!
    Peter Charles, London, England
     
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    Please zpeak eenglish, man, vat ze vock is long vith you?
     
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    The funny thing is, when our economy tanks because of the oligarchy we got going on, guess who becomes our enemy?

    England, France or Germany?

    Who will protect us from the Mongols and the Ruskies?
     
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    "when" it tanks:spit:
     
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    It's gonna be like the great depression. You watch.
     
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    Income inequality created the great depression but you have your head in the sand mops.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Our GDP was -3% last quarter, schmuck!
     
  16. Bro

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    GDP don't mean shit when half your people are on the gov dole because corporations and the oligarchy are sucking the money out of the economy.

    There's only so much to go around. Keep living in your bubble mops.
     
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    you should hear them say aluminum
     
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    That sends me into fits of rage...there's no second "i" dumbshits. :mad:
     
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    settle down you wanker
     
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    We think we got it all figured out.