Why do men sleep with their hand on their penises?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It's like they're afraid it's going to run away from them as they sleep.
     
  2. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Who the fuck does that?
     
  3. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    The guys who sleep with a loon like Slippy.
     
  4. Super Mario

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    I do it when Im sleeping next to the other guy because I want them to know that I own it.
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    only slippy sleeps holding her penis. :jj:
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

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    Ever heard the name bobbitt? :umunch:
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    Ever hear of John Wayne Bobbitt? :jj:
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    why do women give a shit?
     
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    Apparently I type too slow. :facepalm:
     
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    I wear u-trou in bed for support because otherwise my huge unit flops all over the place. True story.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    :neener:

    I'm on a phone!
     
  12. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I roll over on my balls now and then
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm just curious. I don't sleep with my hand covering my vagina.

    :dontknow:

    Perhaps it's true that the males in my house are scared for the security of their penises, but I doubt it. I thought it might be a "comfort" thing?
     
  14. P-B

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    It might stop the echoing.
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    nice one, you prick!
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    it's probably because my gf doesn't touch it enough so I do it subconciously in my sleep while having dreams about other women.
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :jj: Zinggggg
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Do you ever sleep with arms covering your boobs? For men, it is a comfort thing. It is also a security thing.
     
  19. Slippy

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    you and dev should hook up.........
     
  20. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Ive never even heard of such