Why do people in wheelchairs wear expensive athletic shoes?

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  1. Lemmy

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    Same reason blind people wear sunglasses.

    So they can run faster. Duh.
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

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    Because you only have to buy one pair ever.
     
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    I would like one of those hoverounds
     
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    'cause the first thing people look at when they see a guy in a wheelcahair is how shriveled up & toothpick-like his legs are ... You gotta enhance & accentuate the area that most people are drawn to
     
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    Teeney fucks paraplegics
     
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    Wishful thinking?:dontknow:
     
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    If I was in a wheelchair I'd wear roller skates. :yes:
     
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    I would wear stripper heels.
     
  10. Lemmy

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    Nice!
     
  11. beatlejaws

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    i'd get one of they wheelchairs like Gary Busey built for his nephew in Silver Bullet

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  12. beetlejosh

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    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;RYnFIRc0k6E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E[/video]
     
  13. Teeney

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    They can't run away
     
  14. StormCloud

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    It would make it easier to go from station to station at the gym.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    I'd wear huge clown shoes.


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  16. Apple the cat

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    I'm crippled Teeney- come fuck me!!!!
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    Your sense of funny's crippled.:owned:
     
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    Could be, but your mind is crippled!!