Why do rap albums always have stupid skits?

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  1. Napoleon V

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    Have you ever specifically put on one of those dumb skits?
     
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    Bow wow wow yippee you yippee yay
     
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    I'm Ken Cuniff from Connecticut.
     
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    Seltzer!

    Seltzer!

    A malted maybe?

    :oy2:
     
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    Because rap, being fake music, cannot sell an entire album based solely on the quality of the "performances".
     
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    Thanks for the input Tchaikovsky.
     
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    fixed that for you, asswipe.
     
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    I miss albums :down:
     
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    The one on 36 Chambers before Method Man is fucking awesome
     
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    How is it fake music? You can not care for rap. That's your choice and everyone is entitled to have opinions. But how is it fake?
     
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    Urban problems o_O
     
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    I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed and keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you...
     
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    I'll fucking I'll fucking I'll fucking cut your fucking knee caps off and make you kneel in the start case piss
     
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    The Chronic had awesome skits too.

    Deez nuts!
     
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    I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fucking dresser, just your nuts on a fucking dresser and fucking hit them shits with a spiked bat like BLAM!!
     
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    :jj: