Why do some people make life so difficult?!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    I tell you what, goddammit!!!!
     
  2. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Fuck bitches
    Get money


    Pretty simple.
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I seriously think some people MUST live in a constant state of chaos and drama in order to be "happy". I don't get it.
     
  4. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    what did my wife do now?:coffee:
     
  5. O Face

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  6. Habit Forming

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    In the drive-thru at the bank..........

    Teller: "Yes sir. You need to come inside of the bank."
    Habit: "I just need to make a deposit. The checks and deposit slip are there in the canister."
    Teller: "Are you a signer on the account?"
    Habit: "Yes."
    Teller: "One moment."

    10 MINUTES LATER

    Teller: "I'm sorry. But I don't see your name on the account. Please come inside the bank."
    Habit: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!"

    Once inside, the teller is all, "Oh Im so sorry. I logged into a different account."











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  7. JJR

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    I think people misunderstand what the Junior Mafia was saying there. I believe that they were saying have sex with ladies, acquire money. Not disregard. I could be wrong, however.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  9. JJR

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    :cheer:
     
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    I thought the same thing until I saw this and now I am not sure. You have to admit, it is a very provocative meme.
     
  11. Habit Forming

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    BIG: "Another intricate plot, The bitch said I raped her. Damn, why she tryna stick me for my paper?"
     
  12. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    :bigthink
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i only interact with machines at banks :cheer:
    fuck people
     
  14. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    interview for bank teller.."can you count to a thousand?"

    "yes"

    "youre hired"