Why do toilets in women's restrooms still have a flip up seat?

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

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    When I have to take a monster piss and only the women's restroom is available, I use it with the utmost courtesy, ensuring the seat stays down, it gets whizzed all over. Then I take the roll of toilet paper and dump it in the bowl.
     
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    For women like Caitlyn Jenner.
     
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    His name is Bruce.
     
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    I bet you'd fuck her under the right circumstances.
     
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    Where? Behind her giant hairy ballsack?
     
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    @baltimore mike
     
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    The new guy is fiesty
     
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    Lumbergh fawked her...
    He fawked her...
    HE FAWKED HER...
    FAWKED HER...
    FAWKED HER FAWKED HER
     
  10. Lumbergh

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    I didn't want to come in quietly. I wanted to make my presence known and felt.
     
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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    You're not making a good first impression on me.
     
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    ask one what happens when they sit on a toilet without the seat

    pssst: they fall into the toilet and get their asses wet. especially in the middle of the night it is very shocking.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    That's true.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    eat a dick. Impress on that.
     
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    I've already eaten dinner.
     
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    Loodles Taffner. :taffer:
     
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    He is new here, be gentle.
     
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    Oh that's a new thing I guess, not gang ass-raping the noobs. Didn't get the memo.
     
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    The manufacturer wants to build one toilet, versus building 2 toilets. It's more cost effective to have one model of toilet to build.