Why do Violinists & Cellists need to jerk their head so violently when they play???

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Whilst I thoroughly enjoy listening to classical" style music, this odd behavior is incredibly disturbing to watch, and therefore ruins the overall experience. It reminds me of a childhood friend who used to experience epileptic seizures ....Why is this necessary?


    [video=youtube_share;qNsxXued784]http://youtu.be/qNsxXued784[/video]
     
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    Why do you have a shit bag?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    During a particularly long piece, do you have to get up and empty your shit bag?
     
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    Calm down shirtbird.

    They're just using their "pride alive" like Fernando did when he pitched for the Dodgers. :coffee:
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Many do you have a quart & a half of semen flowing through your digestive tract??
     
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    dont know what that means
     
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    Because if you are moving your arm that much and keeping your neck rigid, your head will fall off. Something's got to give.
     
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    You wanna try to make some sense?
     
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    [video=youtube;wvwiC_-wIew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvwiC_-wIew[/video]
     
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    How've you been holding up after the penis amputation?? Is it necessary for you to now sit during urination, or have they given you a special hose so you can still partially feel like a man?
     
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    “Man, if you gotta ask, you’ll never know.”
     
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    All I see is a fat Mexican with a bad complexion, throwing a baseball. How is this comparable to jerky Cello playing ??
     
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    :echick:
     
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    When you ingest that much semen, do you normally vomit it up?.. Why did you choose to allow the semen to go through the digestive process in this instance?? Were you feeling pressured by your lover?? Has your lover ever made you felch him against your will? :cry:
     
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    I would never make him do anything he didn't want to do. And he has always been a willing felcher. In high school we called him the straw man.
     
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    This is the truest definition of projecting.
     
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    Yeah and I'm still waiting to get to the Emeral City.