Why do we still have to touch doors in public places?

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  1. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    Everywhere you go you have to touch fucking doorknobs or handles to open a fucking door. The worst offender is the bathroom door that you push to get in but you got to pull a fucking handle to get out of.

    Automate that shit.remove the door. Add a foot pull. It's not that hard.

    P.s. I'm really not a germaphobe I just hate having to touch these disgusting fucking entryways.
     
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    Bathrooms should push open from the inside, and pull from the outside. Perhaps it is to keep someone from wedging a door shut with someone inside. :dontknow: But the absolute worst place to have a door handle is to exit a bathroom. Doesn't matter if you wash your hands.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I always grab a towel from the dispenser to open any bathroom door when I'm leaving. :snicker:
     
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    Exactly. Just put one of those saloon doors so I can kick open either way.
     
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    i piss on my hands and turn the knob
     
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    Problem is that in a lot of men's restrooms they have these fucking air dryers and no paper towels. Couple that with a pull door handle and what's the fucking point?
     
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    :coffee: What do people do after they piss or shit and before their hands hit the water? The water faucets that need manual turning on and off are worse than the door handle.
     
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    So what your saying is that it's best to not wash your hands? I agree a lot of times especially in a really high traffic place like a movie theater. I'm not touching shit.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Then I go right for the toilet paper. ;)
     
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    I never thought about that but I'm talking about a urinal. I'm not entering the sit down portion of a men's restroom in less I have no other choice.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    You can get AIDS from a doorknob...
     
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    I hate these dicks that do that. Every dude uses it for one second then wipes his hands on his pants to dry them. Now it looks like you wizzed your pants.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    This ain't no shit. If a fucking Walmart or Costco can have automatic doors why the fuck can't my courthouse. For once can my tax dollars go to something like that rather than another welfare check.
     
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    you know that's just a placebo effect right? Toilet paper is designed to not stop moisture from penetrating rapidly. Only thing that's doing is making your mind at ease as your touching every cock that's ever pissed in there... :jj:
     
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    I piss in the alley. Much cleaner.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Piss behind a car in the parking lot like a real man.
     
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    How many of you rocket scientists wash your hands after reading a menu at a restaurant? I've never seen anyone cleaning a menu.
     
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    That little metal crank on the paper towel dispenser. :shakey:

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    Quit putting them in your ass.
     
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    I touch everything all day long and almost never wash my hands. I've never had a flu shot and I have only missed one day of work due to sickness in 27 years. I probably get the sniffles about once a year and it only lasts a day or two. These germ freaks in my office wipe everything down with chemicals before they sit down and several times throughout the day. They use that hand sanitizer constantly. They are always sick and some of them call out at least once a month. A couple times a year a bad sickness will go through the building and everyone will get sick except me.

    I credit my strong immune system due to allowing it to build up naturally and not killing it with toxins and chemicals. These assholes that are sanitizing everything will probably die of a common cold or cancer at a young age because their bodies can't fight anything off.

    Then again I could get hit by a bus and die tomorrow so fuck you.
     
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