Why do you beat on your meat?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gas Face, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I do it because of chicks like this......

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fapfapfap
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    My wife is vegan.
     
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  5. Gas Face

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  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Would've been way funnier if it was an eggplant...IMO
     
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    YOu think youll be beating off more or less than you do now after you get married?
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    It's all Kathy Ireland's fault
     
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    She's 5'10" ya know
     
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    didn't know they stacked....
     
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    reeeeeeeeeeeeeal mature, Brules.
     
  12. Nibbler

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    To tenderize it, silly.
     
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    A new avatar? :bigthink
     
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