Why do young black youth yell at the movie screen....

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  1. RobinsLapBand

    RobinsLapBand Member

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    or each other and scream, with such vulgar language, at people (the brave whities) who tell them to "shushhhh"?

    I'll never go to an 8pm movie on a Friday night at a mall again! These kids didn't shut the fuck up! There had to be 8-10 kids ranging from 13-16 years old and I'm not trying to be a jerk, but mostly fat females (yes, that loud, angry, obnoxious, illiterate, disrespectful type u see on TV) who talked, screamed and fought with people throughout the whole fucking movie. All I wanted to do was finger my wife during the movie in hopes she's horny enough to give me road head on the way home, but that didn't go as planned. Couldn't get in the mood watching those blobs scream "bitch" "ho" "mothafucka" nigga" and a whole bunch of Ebonics shit I couldn't understand.

    By the way, Prometheus was a good movie, but I'll have to go see it again in an all white neighborhood.
     
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    Because their knee grows.

    Oh shit, wrong punchline. I'm so bad with these!
     
  3. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    You should see if you can stump The Jokeman with that one
     
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    u are gross u tried fingering someone during madagascar 3?
     
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    [video=youtube;IaVcP7xKBYc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaVcP7xKBYc[/video]
     
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    because they're black.
     
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    Wow, they actually mentioned that a gun ENDED violence. Bravo to whatever channel that video was from!
     
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    seriously. lucky the 'youths' weren't all in hoodies. oh wait!
     
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    this is regrettably and lamentably the correct answer
     
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    anyone remember that skit Howard did on the channel 9 show about blacks talking in the movie house.
     
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    [video=youtube;qXC50W6846Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXC50W6846Y[/video]
     
  12. jake206

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    They only communicate effectively about 3/5ths of the time.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I'll never forget going to see New Jack City with a black audience. I was 13 or so and my buddy and I sat down and watched these people turned into wild animals. The cops had to be called when the movie ended...they went fucking apeshit.
     
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    :c
     
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    So what ur saying is that u witnessed a real chimp-out in person?
     
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    Theyre 2nd maybe 3rd generation walking upright and you expect them to behave indoors? :facepalm:
     
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    You should have posted this in the bar. They seem to be in tune with the black culture.
     
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    Have you been to a primetime weekend movie lately?! Everyone is a fucking animal in the theater these days. Im a huge cinephile and seeing and enjoying a movie in a theater at any time with any demographic is getting almost impossible.

    I had an old (very white, very affluent looking) women and her husband sitting four or five rows behind me on a 11am sunday morning showing of "True Grit". She spoke very loudly (no hearing problems) through the entire previews like she was bored in her living room. I could hear her clearly over the loudness of the previews. I bit my tongue. I started texting with my iPhone (in my lap) since I wasn't going to be able to actually listen to previews (the lights were completely down and Im assuming she would have done this through the movie too?) and, after a few minutes, she SCREAMS down to me to turn my phone off in a tone that one would save for walking in on a hobo raping their lap dog).

    I am not an angry or violent person, but "something in me must have snapped," and I stood up and lit into her "Christmas Story" style. Had there been any cell phone footage of me that morning, it would have been the viral video of the year. I couldn't even begin to describe the things that were coming out of my mouth. I have douche chills remembering it even now. The husband eventually jumps up and in (there where maybe five other people in the whole theater?), and after some back and fourth that would fit in good with some recent exchanges on this board, he stormed off to get the management and call the police.

    Yes, he left her in the theater with a man that had just angrily threatened to skull fuck his wife's mouth shut for her.... :facepalm:

    Between the embarrassment of engaging and swooping down under the level of these dopes, the prospect of explaining to management (in a theater... during a movie...), why I shouldn't be kicked out, and admittedly the remote but ever so slight chance of any encounter with XXXXX's finest, I slipped out a side door and left in digust.


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