Why Does All The Howard Sten Staff Hate Ralph Cirella so Much?

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  1. Bianca's Dead Carcass

    Bianca's Dead Carcass Well-Known Member

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    Interviews with Stern staff members indicates that Ralph Cirella is a back-stabbing piece of shit as a person...Yet Howard likes sucking him off and keeping him close...I agree he appears to be definitely a leach..but can someone enlighten me and indicate what "back-stabbing" shit Ralphy boy has done...Perhaps Benjamen or Stuttering John can offer some insights on this matter
     
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    itsawig VIP Extreme Gold

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    Everyone always hates the Queen's rent boy
     
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    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    If you worked for Stern 40+ hours a week... and then had the bosses rent a boy talking shit about you while he picks out scarves... and makes 4x as much as you do??

    Think that might annoy you ?
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I can only theorize. :grad:

    I think it's because he carries himself like the entitled mistress of Howard Stern. He treats the staff as his underlings, criticizes everything they do without actually doing anything himself, shows no gratitude for the help he receives from them, and generally gets away with murder because he's protected by Howard.
     
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    this one is easy. they are jealous! stern's only true friend is ralph. and in sterns universe everyone is a little jealous bitch lead by the number one jealous little bitch gary. and it has to kill gary that no matter how hard he tries he cant mess that relationship up. remember sterns gets most his info from gary but ralph doesnt like gary and also loves to goof on him!
     
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    Omg just YouTube Todd packer's compilation of all of Ralph's calls. I don't know how anyone can stand him.

    However I give him credit that he knows how to play the game. He knew not to direct his annoying behaviour toward Howard, Robin & Beth. Now that is not to say he has never slipped up and forgot or just couldn't help himself, buy he knew as long as he was in good favour with them, he could get away with fucking over everyone else.
     
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    The only good quality Ralph ever had was being the last honest person standing (until Jason and his confidence pills showed up). Well at least when it came to others, not so much himself (Artie accusing him of stealing gambling money). He's still a self-entitled leech, but I'm not looking to be his friend, I just wanted great radio and it was always funny when he would call people out on their bullshit, even Howard.

    Don't know how close Howard and Ralph are anymore, haven't listened to the show since early 2013, but I remember Ralph disappeared (i.e. stopped calling into the show) once he got Geek Time. And Howard stopped inviting him over to his house after dissing Rob Zombie in some way at their party (Howard wouldn't go into details) and putting clothes/bedding he threw up on into the washer/dryer. when he stayed over once.
     
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    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    He seems like he would be horrible to be around

    His phone calls where he talks shit only work & can be funny because "wow, you fucked up so bad that RALPH is talking down to you" adds insult to injury.
     
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    He's a bug in Howard's ear, always ripping on others & getting them in trouble with the Wig. Plus, he's a thief & fucking ugly as Hell. Why anyone would like him is the real question.
     
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    Works less + Makes more money + Job is: Pick scarves and help Howard try on undies + 2nd hand lavish life style without earning it + Ugly as fuck + Shitty personality = RALPH
     
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    You're just jealous of their love...


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    Because he only swallows with Howard.