Why does Eric the Shitcock take everyone and everything so seriously?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    The dude answers EVERY insult or joke on him. He is gullible to a fault. Never laughs. You'd think by now he would just ignore or laugh at his haters.
     
  2. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    7,213
    Likes Received:
    7,120
    Who?:dontknow:
     
  3. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    5,414
    Likes Received:
    6,042
    If I was 4 feet tall and in a wheelchair, I'd be a bitter asshole too.
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    I'd be bitter, but I wouldn't be stupid like he is
     
  5. Icculus

    Icculus Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    240
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2012
    Messages:
    2,032
    Likes Received:
    395
    his mom must have been chasing crack hits with grain alcohol during the pregnancy.
     
  6. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,980
    In 50 tweets (a page worth) he says "fuck" 73 times! LOL

    His twitter can be summed up as "fuck off you dumb-fuck".

    Whoever is following him on here is a fool. It gets boring after about a day.
     
  7. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    57
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    8,295
    Likes Received:
    41,916
    He's not very bright, and takes himself very, very seriously.

    He's so into swearing (he must think people will perceive him as cool and tough if he swears) that he crams inappropriate curse words into sentences, just to have them represented. Like: "I don't DAMN talk like that." Or: "I do THE FUCK not."
     
  8. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

    Reputations:
    33,245
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    24,674
    Likes Received:
    28,363
    He has not exactly had a normal upbringing. Never had a chance to develop social skills because of his ailments and most likely constant coddling from his folks. I feel bad for the guy.
     
  9. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,541
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    4,346
    Likes Received:
    3,079
    The swearing is his life force/fire in the belly, he has nothing to live for other than defending his delusional sense of dignity.

    On the show, they could make him a lot funnier if they didn't cut him off every 3 fucking seconds. I love how he has to take a breath within 2-syllable words, I find him addictive.
     
  10. Fourinchespyle

    Fourinchespyle New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2012
    Messages:
    159
    Likes Received:
    0
    I'm just not sure why he ever listens or calls in to the show. He obviously doesn't get humor. I'm talking back when the show was funny, not sure if anyone gets it now.
     
  11. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    321
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    13,179
    Likes Received:
    20,293
    Isn't that little asshole dead yet?

    [​IMG]
     
  12. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative VIP

    Reputations:
    71,624
    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2012
    Messages:
    28,567
    Likes Received:
    33,874
    He's retarded. That's why.
     
  13. Guts83

    Guts83 Active Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,099
    Likes Received:
    1
    The martians dont laugh. They ack.

    Ack Ack!
     
  14. Vandermint

    Vandermint Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2012
    Messages:
    58
    Likes Received:
    5
    Has he ever laughed? I suppose I've seen him smile a time or two.
     
  15. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,801
    Likes Received:
    5,996
    i heard him laugh once when howard said i have a full head of hair! he giggled.
     
  16. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    10,037
    Likes Received:
    8,417
    duhh hes a half imbecile...
     
  17. hbosch

    hbosch New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2012
    Messages:
    131
    Likes Received:
    0
    Man he's got a CRAB HAND to jack off with. Not even that really. He admittedly fucks a bed. You ever tried to fuck a bed? A bed full of midget semen and tears? It can't be conducive to good mental health.

    But seriously, I kinda think its his shtick now. I dimly remember his first few calls to the show and he seemed way more upbeat. I just always figured that they told him to dial up his anger as he became a frequent caller.He's even said on more than one occasion that his personality for the show was fake.
     
  18. Fourinchespyle

    Fourinchespyle New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2012
    Messages:
    159
    Likes Received:
    0
    That angers not fake yo. Just hit him up on Twitter and ax him about his pube collection, you'll see.
     
  19. Farticulator

    Farticulator Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    398
    Likes Received:
    0
    He's happy when he sees half naked men wrestling around in their underwear.
     
  20. ravenrules

    ravenrules Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,472
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2012
    Messages:
    1,331
    Likes Received:
    3,160
    It's all an act. He's playing a "character".