Why does every interview turn into a theraphy session?

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  1. psxpirate2k3

    psxpirate2k3 Member Banned User

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    What the fuck is wrong with howie?
     
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    How big is your cock? :jerk:
     
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    He's been dissected by his shrink for 20 years, and since Howard has no thoughts of his own, he substitutes what other people do.
     
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    Do you think, in a sense, that your parents drove you to posting on a message board in later life? In other words, are you at least 9 inches?
     
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    You're just now noticing? Has been this way for at least a decade or better........
     
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    Do you ever say to yourself, "Gee, I shouldn't start threads on a message board so often" Or is it, in a sense, a way of getting back at your father? Are you jealous, in a sense, that other people have any money and that you don't have all the money?
     
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    He's a shitty interviewer.
     
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    nailed it :artiejj:
     
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    Quaker Steak & LUBE? :wtf:
     
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    The "great interviewer" has always been this way, tries to force his own psychosis and hatred of his parents onto whomever he is interviewing.

    What I really find irritating is when he interviews musicians now, he plays their songs and asks them about the lyrics: how long did it take to write this? what made you think of that? how did you come up with that? He's done it with McCartney, Steven Tyler, Graham Nash, Lady Gaga, Sammy Hagar, .....

    You can imagine the writing meeting beforehand, "OK Will, ____ ____ is coming in next week, pull 5 of their biggest hits and get me the lyrics for each one. See what you can find interesting on the internet about each, don't worry if it's factual or not" .
     
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    Howard's 2 "radio gold" questions...

    "How much money are you worth"

    "Are you beer-can thick"
     
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    A good shrink can milk their wealth guilty cash cows for decades.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Believe it or not, that sandwich was FABULOUS!! :buffet:
     
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    A sign of true idiocy on the part of Howie is that he really doesn't alter his line of questioning on a case-by-case basis, which is what an actual theapist would do. Instead, he simply displaces every evaluation that applies to him and only him, and tries to apply it to all members of society.

    I hate it because he's entertaining an audience already wary of pop-psych and just giving them vindication for why they dismiss this shit.

    No, Howard, back pain does exist, it's just Chicken Little neurotic jews like you that create all these phantom problems because you're warped in the head from all those Ray Stern thermometers up the ass. The rest of society doesn't have the time or excessive wealth to sit and concoct imaginary disorders to occupy much needed space in our heads, retard.
     
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    How was the lube job? :whistle:
     
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    Nailed It.
    :winner:
     
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    Nailed It.
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    Wiggy is the worst interviewer. He never listens and asks the same questions. Asking about cock size is not talent or skill.