Why Does Gary Keep Charging Into The Studio To Defend Howard ???

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Any time someone on the phone or in the studio says something the least bit confrontational toward Howard, Gary drops whatever he's doing (probably nothing) and comes running in to defend him. It happened again today with Tan Mom - as soon as she said Howard should pay her since he can afford to spend 52 million on a new mansion, Gary came charging in like a crazed chimpanzee and went on the attack. He gets so flustered and agitated he can barely speak, talks way too fast, and often sounds like he's going to cry. WTF is going on? Does he know Howard isn't quick-witted enough to come up with a response by himself? I don't know which of them looks more pathetic - Gary for sounding hysterical and acting like a total douche or Howard for being a big pussy who can't fight his own battles.
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I can only assume that Gary is ultimately held responsible for the behavior and discussion content of guests and callers.
     
  3. Joe Bauers

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    Boot Licker. :coffee:
     
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  5. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    It really does seem that way. Gary sounds terror-stricken and desperate to do damage control.
     
  6. tv910

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    It really does seem that way. Gary sounds terror-stricken and desperate to do damage control.
     
  7. BringBackJackie

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    Easy: House in Greenwich CT
     
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    You can say that again
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I was going to say it's because he's an ass-kissing douchebag, but this is infinitely funnier and more succinct. :haha:
     
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    job scared
     
  11. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    I'm assuming that is his main job these days.
     
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    Exactly. It's not like he does much of anything else.
     
  13. wigtropolis

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    He is simply doing as directed. Deflect
     
  14. itpdude

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    If I made what Booey made for working an occasional 3-day work-week, I'd blindly defend the boss, too.

    It's called selling out. One thing we can say for the Booey is he sold out for a nice price. You don't get a house like he did in CT by making peanuts.
     
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    Howard makes Gary be the heavy. Howard is a wimp who can't say no to anyone. He lets Gary be the ass. Also, Gary is in charge of making sure that guests don't talk about things like how much Howard spent on a house.
     
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    Gary's only role on the show is to deflect any kernel of truth hurled towards the King. He can't handle reality anymore.
     
  17. itpdude

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    Howard's a straight-shooter. He talks about his personal life on the air.

    Why would this be such an off-limits subject?

    Are you suggesting The Pelican is a hypocritical piece of heebey-jeebey whale-shit?
     
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    :lol: I wonder who woke him up for this?
     
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    I'm sure Howard has instructed him to do so becuase the subservient monkey wouldn't be barging in during interviews otherwise

    Protecting, ass-lathering, excuse making, sticking up for, and lying for Howard is Gary's main job these days.

    Nobody in the office listens to him and all the guest either book themselves or are there because of relationships with either howard or beth
     
  20. Beths Arab

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    He's hoping to land a janitorial gig at Chimney Manor after Sirius turfs Wiggy and his part time infomercial.