Why does Howard gush over Whitney Cummings every time?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is she someone he banged before he met Beff and she as a video or pictures of an naked Howard showing his ween?
     
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    Paid sponsor??? :dontknow:
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i would glady give whitney bubble baths and orgasms.

     
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    Buchwald client isn't she? Now to see if Joan Rivers will do the show unless she has a cannon ball to fire across WC's bow
     
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  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...the girl is just taking advantage of her shelf life and she knows it. she has a 50 50 chance of gaining a crumb in showbiz.
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

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    Because she's a yappy, spastic dame. All he has to do is ooh and ahh a bit, and she's off like a cannon, helping to fill show time.
     
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    Well, she is hotter than Beth, sexier than Beth, smarter than Beth, a better fuck than Beth (based on what Whitney says she likes during sex), more successful than Beth, and is self made unlike Beth. And Howard was willing to marry Beth. So with this in mind it might explain why Howard fawns over Whitney every time she comes in.
     
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    Howard has never wanted to see a successful Whitney and it angers him that she has 2 shows on HIS network.
     
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    Meh. He gushes over everyone. :coffee:
     
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    2 shows on NBC?
     
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    The one she writes in on CBS, right?
     
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    the other is on cbs, and she seems to have nothing to do with it
     
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    She looks like a young Ray Stern.:dontknow:
     
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    She strips or shows her crotch on every show she goes on. That's some funny comedy, huh...
     
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  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...vigina poosey. how big is your cock.
     
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    erh....wutever!
     
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    I like her on the Howard. I will never watch her tv shows.
     
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    Is her show still on?
     
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    Howard thinks that he discovered her because of their "Hottest/Funniest Chick" contest they had a coule of years ago.