Why does Howard keep acting like Pamela Anderson is the hottest woman in the world?!?

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  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, but this has been bothering me for awhile now. Recently, Howard made the claim that women were jealous of Pam and voted her off of DWTS because of that. I don`t know one guy that still thinks Pam is the hottest woman in the world, or even still hot.
     
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    Because he's stuck in a time warp . . .
     
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    Plus she has Hep C. I would only approach her with a hazmat suit on.
     
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    Once Howard decides something is the "best" it takes him forever to change his mind (if ever).
     
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    He was probably high on wine the last time he said she was still hot.
     
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    Because hes almost 60 years old? :dontknow:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Because she's starting to look like a man and that's more appealing to him
     
  9. luvsimpsons

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    :omg: Wow, she`s lucky there`s such a thing as makeup and airbrushing. Talk about overrated.
     
  10. Jon Hein is God

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    When you're 58, a chick 13 years younger than you is still hot

    I still think 21 year old girls are hot, even though they are middle aged in the porn world.
     
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    This...

    Howard dreams about Pam and a beer can thick cook
    :sgay:
     
  12. Mike in Houston

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    HEP C or not I'd still like to knock them boots. I'd just wrap my tool.
     
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    For the same reason he acts like he's still The King Of All Media.
     
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    so is his guest list...

    This, even is she was 20...:puke:
     
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    because in Howard's mind it's 1995, Pam IS the hottest chick and HE actually has an audience and some influence.
     
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    She totally hit the wall
    [​IMG]
     
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    What a shame. 20 years ago she was the hottest chick in my universe and I wouldn't even have allowed myself to dream about being with someone that hot. 20 years later..... I am fucking chicks way hotter than the Pam in the picture above and, honestly, wouldn't give the chick in that picture the time of tonight if she appraoched me in my favorite hangout this evening. I hope Pam took heed in the "be careful how you treat people on the way up because chances are you going to run into them on the way down" advice most of us were given at one time or another.
     
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    It has to be quite bewildering to be in Howard's position. He's stuck in his hay day as far as musical tastes, Hot women, who's funny and who's not. When it comes to his personality though he's nothing like the man that he was during that time. It must tear at ones soul when they are all alone, thinking about their life. His life revolved around his show and audience, now it's all about his acceptance by the in crowd, cept his in crowd were in a decade ago.
     
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    Next you'll be telling us that Enuff Z'Nuff weren't the next Beatles, ya crazy loon!