Why does Howard wear a shower cap to shower?

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  1. crazycreep

    crazycreep Well-Known Member

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    He said it today- Any ideas?
     
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    Gusbuss VIP Extreme Gold

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    He said he hates going to bed with wet hair......why doesn't he just take the wig off when he showers?
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    His wig has a kick stand. It stays outside the shower room.
     
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    crazycreep Well-Known Member

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    Oh ok thanks, didn't hear the reason thought it was a slip up
     
  5. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    'Cos he's a fuckin' old lady.
     
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    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    can you imagine him with a show cap on?

    bet you he looks every bit like the looney tunes vulture

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  7. crazycreep

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    It has to be a disturbing sight
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    i bet he showers with the dark sunglasses a scarf and dress all in black

    dont forget the leather jacker too , it can get drafty in showers and you might get cold
     
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    waterbased glue?
     
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    I heard wig glue smells when mixed with sweat. I bet his head has a funky odor to it. Maybe that's why Beth won't touch him :dontknow:
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    What kind of a man showers with a shower cap on?
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    He wants to preserve the "blow out" fuckheads
     
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    because he black :dontknow:
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    You have to keep the jheri curl moist.
     
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    My God, is this man Gay!
     
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    He can't wash that glued wig every day, it would prolly get all matted down or tear some of the hair.

    Just more proof it's a wig. No man would otherwise wear a wig. If you had real hair and didn't want to get it wet you could just shower from the neck down.

    Plus not going to bed with wet hair is a stupid excuse. Hasn't he ever heard of a hair dryer or wig dryer.
     
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    Or maybe a towel? People without wigs who take showers before bed dry their hair with a towel.
     
  20. FlaFlaFlowley

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    It's not good to wash long hair every day. It gets brittle and it cracks. Of course, most of us normal men wouldn't know that because we are not homosexuals. Actually, it leads me to believe that his hair is actually real; I just don't buy the not dying it bullshit.