Why does Mr. Smith post here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He's a lonely fellow
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    We're pals. I invited him.
     
  4. Gomez

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    it's a free country you can't stop him
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    He's afraid of the mods at SFN so he comes here to say bad things about them. :hhh:
     
  6. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Blairg is gay
     
  7. Gas Face

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    He wants to get invited to your birthday party
     
  8. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    ... And he eats like a dickhead.
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    why does anyone post here?
     
  10. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    For the Match Game :c
     
  11. Gomez

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    why ask why? :dontknow:
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...coffee cub!!!
     
  13. freeksho

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  14. Splash

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    He loves the long cat picture
     
  15. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Get ready for the puppet master pic for the 6 thousandth time :facepalm:
     
  16. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He must like the page long cat gif everyone posts in his threads.






    Damn. Splash already ninja's me.
     
  17. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    He posts here to laugh at you berry chin
     
  18. TheRealSmith 3

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    2011 Most Butt-Hurt Poster on SFN Ladies and Gentlemen....
     
  19. TheRealSmith 3

    TheRealSmith 3 New Member

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    Can we see some more of your nature pics? You have some raw talent
     
  20. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Smith is mad because his life sucks so much. His parents were spic border jumpers, they came over when mrs. smith was still preggo, and she shit him out here. So INS decided to let her and the fag stay, but they sent his dad bag to mexico on a mule drawn carriage. Life was hard for mrs. smith, she couldn't get a job because she had a peg leg and a skin pore condition that made her always smell like morning piss, no one would give her a job.. So Mr. Smith Senior had to join the cartel, and send all his money to mom and junior. He was a heroin mule, he'd shove it up his ass and transport. But one night he got too drunk at the mexican faggot bar, and got deep seeded by Jose The Homo, forgetting to take out the heroin. The condom popped and Smith senior died, Jose got his cock chopped off by the cartel to serve as a warning to others. Luckily Miss Smith saved up all the drug money and she owns 10 taco carts in East LA. Smith wants to take two of them over to San Francisco and carve out his own territory. His idea is to serve Rice-a-roni Tacos. He's convinced he'll be running the entire bay area by the middle of the year.