Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jan 17, 2012.
He's a lonely fellow
We're pals. I invited him.
it's a free country you can't stop him
He's afraid of the mods at SFN so he comes here to say bad things about them.
Blairg is gay
He wants to get invited to your birthday party
... And he eats like a dickhead.
why does anyone post here?
For the Match Game
why ask why?
He loves the long cat picture
Get ready for the puppet master pic for the 6 thousandth time
He must like the page long cat gif everyone posts in his threads.
Damn. Splash already ninja's me.
He posts here to laugh at you berry chin
2011 Most Butt-Hurt Poster on SFN Ladies and Gentlemen....
Can we see some more of your nature pics? You have some raw talent
Smith is mad because his life sucks so much. His parents were spic border jumpers, they came over when mrs. smith was still preggo, and she shit him out here. So INS decided to let her and the fag stay, but they sent his dad bag to mexico on a mule drawn carriage. Life was hard for mrs. smith, she couldn't get a job because she had a peg leg and a skin pore condition that made her always smell like morning piss, no one would give her a job.. So Mr. Smith Senior had to join the cartel, and send all his money to mom and junior. He was a heroin mule, he'd shove it up his ass and transport. But one night he got too drunk at the mexican faggot bar, and got deep seeded by Jose The Homo, forgetting to take out the heroin. The condom popped and Smith senior died, Jose got his cock chopped off by the cartel to serve as a warning to others. Luckily Miss Smith saved up all the drug money and she owns 10 taco carts in East LA. Smith wants to take two of them over to San Francisco and carve out his own territory. His idea is to serve Rice-a-roni Tacos. He's convinced he'll be running the entire bay area by the middle of the year.