Why does my girlfriend always show me mad PDA when there are hot chicks at the bar?

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Is it just because I am such a sexy dude and she knows I could take one of them home instead of her in a heartbeat? Or is there more to it?


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  2. BrulesRules

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    If that makes you mad she probably shouldn't be your girlfriend.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    To be honest, it's probably because you are so beneath her she wants everyone to notice how she is not superficial and she is with a total douchebag.

    True story! :grad:
     
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    Or maybe she is hoping that one of the hot chics is a lesbian and want to turn the straight girl lesbo.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Yeah?...well I was beneath your mom last night, bitch!

    Oohhhh...SNAP!
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

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    Great hypothesis. :bigthink
     
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    Ok. Still, RIP mom. And you're fucking sick...
     
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    Weak sauce, son.
     
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    Ok. Sorry.
     
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    I'm sure I read it in a Penthouse Letter at some point in time.
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    She is about to leave you. PRO TIP!!!!!
     
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    She's marking her territory. Plain and simple.
    ...and obvious. Did you really NOT catch on to that??

    If it's not over-the-top it just means she's proud that you're "her man" and wants to express that... and/or she's signaling to others that you're off-limits. All pretty typical. However, if it's excessive, that's a sign of insecurity/trust issues, which is a problem.
     
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    Bingo!
     
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    It happens.

    #alphamaleproblems
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    SO WRONG!!!!! She is showing the next swinging dick what she can do....
     
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    Word is BORN!! :lo5:
     
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    what do you mean mad PDA ? she sucking u off right there? i wouldn't let my hand leave your pants if we were out I would want everyone to know that I own that dumb dick.
     
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    I disagree. If I'm hanging out with a dude that I'm not actually "with" I make NO point to show him any physical affection. In fact, I make it a point to keep my distance as to indicate availability (if I'm in that kind of mood).
    Being seen with a member of the opposite sex in public is usually a "hands-off" signal for most people regardless. PDA is even MORE of an unavailability signal... most guys are NOT going to approach a girl that's sucking face with another guy. And women know this. Why would we do this if we were looking to go elsewhere?
     
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    Marking turf. Just wait until you're married. It shuts off as soon as you leave the bar. :facepalm:
     
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    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey noooooooooooowwwwww

    whats the cock??:c