Why does opening your buttcheeks while flatulating amplify the sound so dramatically ??

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    It's like a Ships signal canon...
     
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    It's science. Like when you stretch a balloon opening when you let out air.
     
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    Im actually pondering this question.
     
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    depends on the PSI in your fart chamber :grad:
     
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    I've been throwing some heat lately... had to get up from my desk and take a lap around the office this morning to get out of the cloud :confused:
     
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    You're thinking wrong. There is no amplification. There is an absorption of energy by your closed buttcheeks.
     
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    Which is the opposite of an open-butt fart... One would think that when the buttocks is free from obstruction, the sound level would decrease ...
     
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    This explanation sounds most logical, so far
     
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    Again, with the buttcheeks closed, logic would dictate that the PSI would increase .. And, therefore make the sound louder
     
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    Brian Cox is making a documentary about this.
     
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    Butt :)giggle:) i think when you spread cheeks it stretches the anus. Like so:


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    Which is what gives it the high pitch squeal sound.
     
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    Ever fart in one of those tubs with the feet?
     
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    I think the closed butt cheeks muffle the starfish from going flippity flappity
     
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    God damn, you are smart. I think you are right.
     
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    This is brilliant.
     
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    Your warm, soft buttcheeks are perfect for absorbing energy at that frequency. They act as a noise attenuator. Move them out of the way and you get the gas rattle at full volume.
     
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    Science Wednesday
     
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    :wtf:

    What?


    And what the fuck is a 'Ships Signal Canon'? :scratch:
     
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