why does persian/mediterranean food take so damn long to make?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by nextlevel, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,932
    Likes Received:
    3,701
    pretty much 2 or 3 times a week i order a chicken kabob from one of the 5 places within 3 miles of me, its always like 20-30 minutes no matter how busy they are
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    257,627
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    90,203
    Likes Received:
    105,724
    takes a while to collect that much dog shit in a pot.
     
  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    43,481
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    39,485
    Likes Received:
    23,543
    Cooking with the sun takes time.
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

    Reputations:
    293,857
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    60,084
    Likes Received:
    37,753
    There's a place near me that's just subs and pizzas and every time you call even if it's 3 on a Wednesday it takes them 40 minutes to make a sub.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

    Reputations:
    293,857
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    60,084
    Likes Received:
    37,753
    It's so good though :bigcry:
     
  6. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2013
    Messages:
    10,106
    Likes Received:
    3,873
    Takes a while to cook out all the 'spoiled' flavor & smell, as well as kill off the parasites
     
  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    166,435
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    49,152
    Likes Received:
    50,931
    It takes them that long to run the kabob up and down their filthy ass cracks
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,237
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,926
    Likes Received:
    53,403
    Greek food is good. Ya'll nuts. To answer the question, it takes a few minutes to pick the visible pubes off of the plate.
     
  9. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2014
    Messages:
    10,646
    Likes Received:
    6,962
    Why does it only take 15 minutes for "meat" from Subway to spray out of my asshole after I eat it?
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    166,435
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    49,152
    Likes Received:
    50,931
    Shit on a kebab and you could get double your $$ back from nextlevel
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

    Reputations:
    293,857
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    60,084
    Likes Received:
    37,753
    I would give this thread five stars if I could. You guys are funny.
     
    Ridic likes this.
  12. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,932
    Likes Received:
    3,701
    :ROFL:
     
  13. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,932
    Likes Received:
    3,701
    This might be my best thread on this site
     
  14. Summer

    Summer . VIP

    Reputations:
    219,764
    Joined:
    May 10, 2012
    Messages:
    16,957
    Likes Received:
    14,230
    Best food
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    49,451
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    78,125
    Likes Received:
    53,130
    :nojj:
     
  16. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    16,746
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    14,968
    Likes Received:
    8,318
    busy making nuclear weapons upon Obama's impending approval idk
     
  17. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,932
    Likes Received:
    3,701
    Normally just get a kabob and eat it with some hummus, best dinner
     
    Summer likes this.
  18. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,932
    Likes Received:
    3,701
    My n7 capitalizes that word for some reason, I'm to lazy to go back and fix it