why does persian/mediterranean food take so damn long to make?

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    pretty much 2 or 3 times a week i order a chicken kabob from one of the 5 places within 3 miles of me, its always like 20-30 minutes no matter how busy they are
     
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    takes a while to collect that much dog shit in a pot.
     
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    Cooking with the sun takes time.
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    There's a place near me that's just subs and pizzas and every time you call even if it's 3 on a Wednesday it takes them 40 minutes to make a sub.
     
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    It's so good though :bigcry:
     
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    Takes a while to cook out all the 'spoiled' flavor & smell, as well as kill off the parasites
     
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    It takes them that long to run the kabob up and down their filthy ass cracks
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Greek food is good. Ya'll nuts. To answer the question, it takes a few minutes to pick the visible pubes off of the plate.
     
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    Why does it only take 15 minutes for "meat" from Subway to spray out of my asshole after I eat it?
     
  10. LonghornJ

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    Shit on a kebab and you could get double your $$ back from nextlevel
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I would give this thread five stars if I could. You guys are funny.
     
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    :ROFL:
     
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    This might be my best thread on this site
     
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    Best food
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    busy making nuclear weapons upon Obama's impending approval idk
     
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    Normally just get a kabob and eat it with some hummus, best dinner
     
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  18. nextlevel

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    My n7 capitalizes that word for some reason, I'm to lazy to go back and fix it