Why does Snoopy Doggy Dogg always carry an umbrella?

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  1. RobinsBedSores

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    For the drizzle my nizzle!!!

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    Thought you were dead. :wtf:
     
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    I felt a joke was in order to bring some sunshine and smiles on this tragic morning.
     
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    Wished you were dead
     
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    Threats get you nowhere, mister.
     
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    Really?? I thought it was to keep the pigeons from shitting on his lower lip.
     
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    Please keep the racial stuff out of my joke thread. TYIA
     
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    Not racial, anatomical. Have you seen his lower lip??
     
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    I don't pay attention to color.
     
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    But yeah, I'm back and here to stay. The Gidget Gang has risen again. Jokes and jokes and good times with friends.
     
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    My God you're daft- no wonder they wished you were deaded!! Observe the following picture- notice the lower lip sticking out??? That's called anatomy!!

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    Daft Punk? Arouunnd the World, around the world! :cwl:
     
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    What happened to Snoop Dogg when he looked up his family tree?



    A gorilla shit on his face.
     
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    Please tell your favourite joke in this thread and try not to work blue.
     
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    Give it time until your next banning, Sally
     
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    OK, so this family walks into a talent agency, it’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act, we know if you would let us perform it for you, you would want to sign us.†And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts, they’re too cutesy.†But then the mother goes, “Please sir, if you just give us two minutes I know you’ll like our act.†So the talent agent says “Alright, ya got two minutes.â€

    So the family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points at the son who hits “play†on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirt, and starts licking her asshole. Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him. The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock. While the son, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.

    Now the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over her. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.
    They get the baby halfway in, so that just its legs are sticking out all flailing around. The son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone, while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he comes all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.

    Then the father gets up and says “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.†The whole family starts running around the room screaming and laughing with their dicks and titties all flapping around covered with shit and piss and cum going “Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! The building’s coming down! Help!â€

    And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes “TA-DAAAA!!â€

    And the talent agent he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you callt?â€

    And the father says,

    “The Aristocrats!â€

     
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    How did you get undeaded, Sally, you cunt?

    And is this going to result in less posting with your Daemon mult? :scratch:
     
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    That was AMAZING!!!