Why does The Twart so hate Legendary Poster Lumpy?

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  1. RH Goatcabin

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    Penis envy.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    No. Not that...
     
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    Lumpy is the shit.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Vagina envy?
     
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    Lumpy yearns. :yay:
     
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    Lumpy's a thrusting machine!!!
     
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    Lumpy's pain. :emperor:
     
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    Bump. Lol vital Lol Lully. :lully:
     
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    where's The Cupster to weigh in on all this? :bigcry:
     
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    Lumpy and the Cunt went to a few social occasions together, at a time when the Cunt was looking for answers at the bottom of whiskey bottles. Lumpy usually reminds the Cunt of this, on a regular basis. Then they go at it hammer and tongs with spousal abuse, alcoholism, etc., thrown in the mix.

    It's ugly. Lumpy has asked for a cease fire, but the Cunt is relentless.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I said Lumpy's dog has Down Syndrome. :giggle:
     
  13. The Cunt

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    Fixed
     
  14. GHP

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    I called him a fag and he went berserk on me
     
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    Something along them lines but it was rum :)
     
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    That sounds like the lump
     
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    He also ate my sig
     
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    He wants to meet me at the bike rack after school :eek:
     
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    One other thing... He started it... I always got a long with him then out of the blue he started shit:dontknow:
     
  20. The Cunt

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    with them rolls of fat he could be a bike rack if he was laying on he's side